Welcome back. I think Albert Clifford (A.C.) Slater's character was supposed to be Greek, but Mario Lopez, who played him, was certainly Mexican, and currently owns a bar in Tijuana. From him and from John Stamos' character Jesse Katzapolis on "Full House," I derive my entire understanding of Greek/Latino physiognomy. Forgive me my naivete.

Yeap sure have drugs boy Lots of love ==Doylum

Well, you've certainly shown a lack of creativity. :)

I didn't call you an idiot like penis. I called you a gigantic cock. Flid Ah haha ah ha yes I had thought of doing a kick botty version of your personal write but then I caught myself walking down maudlin street, treading in a large dog egg of disappointment and thinking, what's the point man? Guilding the lilly init Lot of love ==Doylum

You ever see a viking golf?

It must be raining in Mudsville... I'm Greek and German and Hungarian then, Colombian. And slater is a full 4 inches shorter than me. You obviously know very few Greeks if you think I look Mexican. Then again perhaps you're a blind nigger jew in the wheel chair of projection.

Heres a suggestion: instead of calling me a penis like an idiot, why don't you make use of that wonderful title "Life is a basket of penises" and do a kick-ass parody of my piece? Eh? That would be more effective and amusing than peurile insults.

what? and i should reply un oeuf un oeuf with this badinage? But i won't cause your a Chutney Lord Foker with a poo on top!

I'm referring to the "coup" as you call it - which I no longer care to discuss. Beside the point, my eyes have seen plenty 'nuf of H8 in all his glory!

'but i would rather hear about the anthropomorphized bacon' I think therefore I'm ham?!

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A ha ha ha The sycophantic slags all say i new him first and i knew him well

A ha ha ha The sycophantic slags all say i new him first and i knew him well

A ha ha ha The sycophantic slags all say i new him first and i knew him well

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re: Shuushin's "yeah... about that..." - I think he does (look like Slater) - which I hope you will not take as my racist generalization on the appearance of young, tanned, vaguely-hispanic West-dwellers. Certainly not all Latinos look like Slater. Some look like Erik Estrada, for example. Anyway, see for yourself at "http://www.garageband.com/user/horus8". I think you'll agree.

Isn't there supposed to be a second 's' on the last line? And shouldn't the second 'p' in the third line be moved to the first line? And is 'PAPLESS' really a word - and if so, what does it all mean?