This comment was obviously written by a big blendered gay man.

Then why did they take it, if they were already called that? Also, try mastering the small green 'Reply' in the corner of comments. It's tremendous fun!

Bear in mind that 131.111.212.215 is the author of the poeme we are having this discussion on, and that I have countless emails from 163.1.146.87 saying what a massive flop and homosexual he thinks you are. If you like I could paste some of them here. Furthermore, he has a giant congenital deformity on his face that he tries to cover up with Bounty wrappers and Pritt Stick, and he is an arse ploughman. Thanks!

Dear Bachus, I would urge you to keep an eye on the IP address associated with whichever -=Dark_Angel=- you happen to be conversing with. I'd like you to know that I would never mock you as 131.111.212.215 just has, because I respect you as a writer, actor, musician, and, most importantly, a father. 131.111.212.215 is neither a writer, an actor, a musician, nor a father, though he did once mess his pants during a P.E lesson and had to go home early.

Yeah, but what band is it?

Oh yeah, nice one. I hadn't thought of that. Because, you know, why associate Grandfather with his number one characteristic? You should write Grandfather's Razor yourself. It should at least be funny, since even after nearly 2 years you haven't grasped how limericks work.

I was not speaking of incredible infants you pusnoodle.

Which band took it?

A good effort, but Grandfather cannot speak, as he has always been dead. There is no Grandmother.

Don't be stupid. -=Dark_Angel=- only writes one sort of poetry: the incredibly infantile sort.