HUMPTY DUMPTY JUMPED OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING scrambled eggs for breakfast, shell fragments saved to be used as toothpicks.

I expect you fashioned all of your own belongings from a collection of sticks and wheat.

open up.. or shrivel inwards, become dry and cracked: a mummy waiting to turn to dust. my mother had the same kind of problem.. unable to express emotion. The woman never looked happy (unless it was a dinner party, she was an A+ actor.. not many had a fucking clue) blessed with eight.

I have heard of, and have seen such a picture.. not pleasant. the repetition makes it seem like your starting to stammer, as if gripped by anxiety or nervouseness.. at first i thought it out of place, but then you mentioned that you lived in such a place, and it made sense.. was that the purpose? or was it simply done to give more force to emotion? (im all curiouse this morning) overall, 8

No. Where can I find such pictures?

Excellent. Without a doubt, ?-Dave_Mysterious-? is very amusing. My confusion arises from the fact that our Dave does not have the air of a newbie. He seems very sure of himself, and acts as though he knows the character traits of the existing users. Either he has been observing quietly from the sidelines for a long time, or he is an existing member with a new username. Certain similarities with -=Dark_Angel=- but no clear indication that they are one and the same person. Besides which, they have very different obsessions.

bartering Emeralds with their dirty under nail teething mouths. straight through my brain..

Skewered through my circumcision Streamlined for for better barbecuing Weanie on mayo-paste.

I don't hate all rhyming poetry.. here's proof. this poem. His Cobalt blue sigh bid me not cry.

suck them vigorously right out of their shells. What's a week on the brink? What's tea time without chiarscurro Elvis peeping at you from over your plate.

[_] AABBCC rhyming scheme [X] About romantic love [_] Arbitrary indentation [X] Arbitrary line breaks [_] Autobiographical but in the third person [_] Braggadocious [_] Clerical errors [_] Cliched rhymes (love/above etc.) [_] Cliched adolescent metaphors of darkness for despair etc. [X] Devoid of alliteration or any such linguistic embellishments [X] Devoid of rhyme [X] Devoid of simile, reification or any such literary devices [X] Devoid of wond'rous or fantastical imagery [X] Drug references [_] Elves [_] Exclamation points used to mark 'the funny bits' [_] Insipidly whimsical or zany [_] Leaving rant [_] Lower case only [_] 'Lyrics' [X] Melodramatic [_] Naively religious or superstitious [_] Obsessed with femininity [_] Overabundance of ellipses [_] Overuse of Latinate words and/or convoluted sentence structures [X] Pointedly unanswered questions [_] Protagonist has a smug name [_] Rage against the machine [_] References to the author's 'social life' [_] Repetition of a single word or phrase to the point of nausea [_] Sanctimoniously moral [X] Sappy [X] Suicide-related [_] Wish fulfilment -10-