Bachus
on Know youself and you who are ! by firestar_2580
16 Aug 2003, 5:12 PM
The Multiple Intelligences Test
Jeremi, you're smartest when it comes to physical intelligence
Whether you possess a greater level of athletic prowess than the people around you or have the graceful movements of a dancer, chances are you're able to direct your body with precision while others trip over their own shoelaces. Physical intelligence refers to the power to control one's body movements for achievement or expression. If you're not the active type, it doesn't mean you don't have this strength. It simply means that you're probably putting it to use in another way.
Working with your hands on anything from carpentry to surgery is another way your physical skills can manifest themselves. Regardless of exactly how you're using this intelligence today, you probably have admirers watching your moves.
Your Multiple Intelligences Report shows you your scores on all six intelligences, and how your scores in intelligence compare to others. It's ready right now! Do you know what this means? MURDER! shhhh ninja like murder. Blowguns and poisonous reptiles 'crate' in the bed sheet. Powder in your wine. MURDER.
Right Job, Wrong Job
Jeremi, the Right Job for you will allow you to be:
Creative and Analytical
You're a visionary in many people's eyes â able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others.
It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious â willing to go against the current.
All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.
Want to know what your #1 right job is? MURDER.
lol. exactly. It sure doesn't take a genius, take a look at you.
ok.. i guess not worthy of being the best, but none of these are, infact really too much... well i dont know im not a proffessor of english i jsut dont like it. 7 above average
dosnt take a genius to say its shit
really rather pretentious, i cant believe how crap some of this is
really gotta wonder why is kurt kobain so inspiring? I mean its not like he ever really did anything of any meaning or value
So if yesterday he had joined your badly thrown homosexual temper tantrum against me... Would he be your daddy right now instead? All up in that tight little boy butt of yours? Yes, I believe he would be. You are clearly still in the closet of your own homo erotic self loathing. Come out, join the party, we have warm bologne.
murder.
The ESP Test
Jeremi, when it comes to psychic abilities, you have an unusually strong talent in the area of Precognition
This means you have an uncanny ability to look into the future and know ahead of time what is going to happen. You might, for instance, simply know that you're going to get that job before the interview even happens with a certainty that exceeds what you would expect to have simply knowing the facts of the situation. You might have a sense of dread before going out for the evening only to later have a flat tire on your way home. These little hunches are easy to ignore but for you especially, quite often lead to a true prediction of what is going to happen. These predictions can be used to generate positive outcomes, and the more you know about how to use your talent, the more you will be able to distinguish between fantasy of the future and an actual reality you are seeing happen, before it has actually happened.
While your strongest psychic talent is Precognition, Emode also analyzed your psychic strengths in:
Retrocognition : The ability to know what happened in the past.
Clairvoyance : The ability to "see" the unknown.
Remote viewing : The ability to see physical objects at a distance.
Telepathy : The ability to tune into others' thoughts.
See your scores in these other areas of ESP, and whether your psychic strengths provided you with the correct answers to the ESP test questions, in your 20-page personalized ESP Reading.
MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER.
i'm guessing it's you riding horus, up the bum
i can hear him panting, for you to cum
'supreme dreamer, as hard as you can
you're the daddy, so fuck like a man'
WOW,that's soo cool!!
The Ultimate Personality Test
Jeremi, you're a Lethal Weapon!
Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Lethal Weapon which means you are a Seeker / Thinker. Your primary sub-type is defined by "Seeker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Thinker" characteristics.
That means you're open-minded, enthusiastic, and popular. Chances are you might even break the rules sometimes. You're motivated and serious, and you always jump at the chance to take on a new project. Innovation and abstract thinking are your strengths.
How do we know all this? How do we know you get cabin fever if you're cooped up too long? Or that sometimes you'd rather just work on an independent project so you can concentrate without having to deal with people? How could we have divined that you secretly question your self-worth?
Because while you were taking the test, you answered four different types of questions â questions that measured confidence, apprehension, willingness to take risks, and your focus on experience versus appearance â the primary traits that determine your personality. Based on your responses, we determined your personality type, Lethal Weapon.
And that's just scratching the surface.
I would wager that I'm more intelligent than you. And better looking.
i am 18
my endgame is to express myself through words effectively
i would like you just to tell me what is really bad, what is good, and to rate them.thanks
Are you in need of a suppository?
I once turned a ham sandwich into a six inch auburn turd off to the treatment plant.
Where is here?
Where is there?
*walks around nodding head in confushion*
Like my masterbation? I surely hope you haven't seen what mine looks like...ewww *shuts all the blinds*
What would you suggest here? You're comment didn't tell me anything other than reading the poem put food on your mind... food and sex. Strawberries anyone? hehe
How would you suggest I use more chutzpah inturn being more brazen giving it more presumptuousness? As soon as I do that I'm going to be spoon feeding the reader the metaphor am I not?
Suggestions would be great here... thanks :)