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"His girlfriend left him for some guy who could drive," Quite possibly the funniest line imaginable. But if you destroy the Angel, I'll have nothing to do?
<{Baba^Yaga}> replying on We'll be Louvers and shade by <{Baba^Yaga}> 5 Aug 2003, 11:22 AM
No, but once I copyrighted a highly contagious disease by rhyming it with pepsi. (hep c)
<{Baba^Yaga}> on My own Truism by Billy Fights 5 Aug 2003, 11:19 AM
A wordy explanation for the obvious.
Until that day she did unfurl Why Nell had to stand up to pee.
RAGE, LOVE. FUCKING!!!! 10
Hey MnM, yo aint goin ta heaven that Whey...
Hey MnM, yo aint goin ta heaven that Whey...
Hint: I sing, I sang, I have sung.
Attention: Britney (Pimple) by Ataryu I have not felt her angelic touch Which has to be so grace Nor the warmth of her lips Or her sweat embrace Didn't you copyright this sweat thing?
http://mulberryfairy on My own Truism by Billy Fights 5 Aug 2003, 9:56 AM
Line 4- "meant" not ment Line 7- is Answers supposed to be capitalized (doesn't add much, if it is purposeful) Line 10- I think you mean "too"
girlandwords on Mi Casa es Su Casa by <~> 5 Aug 2003, 9:54 AM
god. i know the apostr. & punctuation thing. but i hate punctuations and caps. thanks
http://mulberryfairy on my company by girlandwords 5 Aug 2003, 9:51 AM
"my feet move with the littlest grace" I think littlest should be replaced with smallest or tiniest. Also, I believe the second line should say "where scars meet bone and fade" so that your verb and subject can agree. (Plus it will make your rhyme better).
http://mulberryfairy replying on I, criminal by INTRANSIT 5 Aug 2003, 9:40 AM
(Blush) Wanna be my valentime?
http://mulberryfairy replying on Night Terrors by princesszoe 5 Aug 2003, 9:38 AM
They sound terrifying. Do you have any theories for where these things originate? Birth trauma, sexual abuse, neurological sensitivity, etc.? How would you account for your increased susceptibility to these phenomenon? I think mine increase with stress. You are right about the being able to scare oneself more than any horror movie, that is why books that are scary are harder for me than movies.
http://mulberryfairy replying on Night Terrors by princesszoe 5 Aug 2003, 9:33 AM
oh, thanks. My best of recent.
LuckyJoe replying on I Am a Snob, or, 'A Definition' by JakeBike 5 Aug 2003, 8:57 AM
I seem to be missing why your saying this to me. I said nothing to spark your anger or cause you to flame in my direction. He was talking about "pimple poems" which are often wrote by the poet just starting out. I didn't say they weren't good didn't say anything bad about anyone. I was simply agreeing with the author that everyone does start small. Posted an example... my first poem. Please explain how I'm talking out of my ass. Because as I see it you're the one doing that because what you've said makes no sense what so ever due to the comment you're repling to. Since I deviled the art doing the devils work that I'm confused as all hell.
<~> replying on I, Ann Boleyn by http://mulberryfairy 5 Aug 2003, 8:55 AM
it is fairly obvious that it is written by men. all one need do is examine the first three words of the book of genesis: "in the beginning,". they clearly impose limits on the limitlessness of the creator.
<~> on He's Dead You Bastards (for zzinia) by scitz 5 Aug 2003, 8:49 AM
oh, god. i hate to encourage this sort of thing.
scitz on He's Dead You Bastards (for zzinia) by scitz 5 Aug 2003, 8:29 AM
God I must be slipping that took 5 mins to do and I'm welling up.