You call your own work "shit." Don't bother. I don't read shit. At least not more than once.

"One always speaks badly when one has nothing to say." --Voltaire

No one is lashing out but you. You are so immature that you resort to calling me names when you know nothing about me.

Your language, your content and the fact that it isn't poetry. It may be another form of art but its garbage to me.

Perhaps his penis reached up out of self contained flat ware pants with a zipper made out of meteorite juice and shook some sense into him then whispered into his ear, "pee pee" and he went plum livid. That's the problem with wanking on poemranker, your wank gets a mind of it's own, and pulls a fast one on you.

I see you are a man of both high self esteem & integritous humor. I commend you, and Jesu blesses you, Carry on. My appeal, of course, would be that it was just to tempting. You understand naturally.

One of us has the wrong impression of what my name means :)

Oh Bachus, you inspire me (see Poem Ranker please, I wish you wouldt)

unless I do my typing at 'work' (I do haunt that place occassionally, too)

Yes, critically. I jerked off on her tits & she got pregnant. It cost me 350.00 and I just dropped her off and didn't come back. lol. Because, she talked so much shit it was just unbearable. I had a dream one night that she blackmailed me for everything everday for the rest of my life, and she did and would, a true Eve fucking Lilith with a carrot called the devil. I unfortunately was the carrot sadly eaten but gladly biodigradable.

Damn Good. But then I'd have to make the first 4 lines flies.

Perfect Title. Thank you and Joyluck. Very good building off his name like that.

Yours its good but I'm gonna go with dreamer's suggestion.

Sorry next time I will use your Briticism for ass(I mean bum).

you added fuel by disgracing my fine work called Maman: Psychic Tophet with a 0.. priceless. you'll find that my anger does increase the power and strength of my bites...