i meant a bit corny, a bit out of place

Huh? are you saying im Mr Pig and gods wife??? .... what the hell gave you this idea??? but its um.. i guess flattering... except that i dont see how i can be compared to those two... in speech, personality, or poetry... but ah.. whatever.

correction: improve in "then i could prove..." should disprove. i hate those damned typos... ;/

concerning a contest of wit and him running circles around me, i know that i face the large odds against me winning in such a contest against settle. do you mean to say that since his joke is an opinion makes it improssible to disprove? I don't agree exactly.. -shrug- Then i could prove my opinion concrete and impossible to improve but im not going to be that silly. I dont challenge his view, I dont have a mission to change his opinion, he can keep it if he likes. I simply point out that his statement saying that all the poets on poemranker are zeroes is incorrect and false. And I go further to point out his arrogance. I didn't deny him the facts considering his ability or skill. I enjoy jokes, and a wide variety and style of jokes.. but i dont find his poem to have an inkling of humor, as it went being being amusing into being insulting. Maybe your right when you suggest that im taking it too seriously. But, Joke or not, it doesn't convince me to back down. Btw, maybe i wont be able to succeed in a battle of wits with him, but do you think i could give him a good fight atleast? oh well.

God's wife, Mr Pig, Mr Pig (again) and SupremeDreamer?

Go suck a donkey's ass

OK.. well, with this line of commentry, i think your settle and toying with me. Logically, if you were someone else, you wouldnt be careless enough to leave the issue of your identity in question. Plus this cute comment seems to have the intention of leaving me confused. Ah well, i guess im going to have to keep with my assumption that your settle for now then, untill i see any evidence that you are not or an explaination concering your identity.

PS FUCK YOU BUDDY

Ha ha. You will never know. Go suck a rabbit's ass!

... well, im stumped then, you really challenge me here... could i get a clue? or could you just come out with it.

Settle, Though I have come across his writings(cause to call them poetry would be an insult, in some causes to him and in others to poetry.), has never been that great a writer to me, until recently. He is of the same Caliber as D.A. and definatly has some very unkind words. But I won't fault him for it. The joke is always funny so long as its not falling on you. You can't take it so seriously. Trust me, I know. I could claim right now that I'm the best poet that will ever live and could you disprove me? No. Though I'm not, its an opinion. Thats what his poem is. An Opinion. He views everyone else as zeros, fine by me. Its just a number. Challenge his view if you want but in a contest of wits he would run circles around you(or anybody other than D.A., Horus, Godswife, and maybe Mr.Pig<Notice my name not being on that list>). Oh by the way I think I remember richa telling me she was female but I can't remember.

Nope.

Hrmm.. heres a poke into the dark unknown: are you horus perhaps?.. ;/

I repeat for the benefit of the hard of hearing: "Although I posted this Settle pastiche, I am not Settle. See if you can guess who I am. Compile a list of my various usernames."

If i did mistaken your identity then i apologize for my assumption and the resulting comments. But if im right, then I stand by it. so the conclusion of this possible case of mistaken identity will be decided by confirmation/explaination of who you are.

Although I posted this Settle pastiche, I am not Settle. See if you can guess who I am. Compile a list of my various usernames.

Although I have posted this Settle pastiche, I'm not Settle. See if you can guess who I am. Compile a list of my various usernames.