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Robert K Foster on Give me beer! by Agemo-Z 20 Jun 2003, 5:18 AM

DOes she look like your mom? If you are too drunk to tell, you probably don't want to bring that one home.

Robert K Foster on Seven by Dangzter 20 Jun 2003, 5:15 AM

something like, "how are you doing?"

Robert K Foster on Hot Potato by Shardik 20 Jun 2003, 5:14 AM

my neighbors are jews a 5 syllable last line for you.

jessicazee on Nonentities by scitz 20 Jun 2003, 2:43 AM

2nd line should have 7 for haiku? I heart line 1. 7

OneFingerAnswer on The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66 20 Jun 2003, 1:53 AM

No profound comment. Just an 8. Look at it though. Like a heart with no sharp corner, it softly says "I love you."

Caducus on and love, an envy by richa 20 Jun 2003, 1:50 AM

her soil warm lips ! mmmmm What a beautiful description 8

Caducus on Hot Potato by Shardik 20 Jun 2003, 1:47 AM

YYYYYYep ! that'll get rid of em ! 8

OneFingerAnswer on Father's day in Toledo by Shardik 20 Jun 2003, 1:41 AM

Yeah. Fuckin kids. Why would they buy themselves a lawnmower on his day? I mean yeah it makes it easier on them since every one knows the point of kids is manual labour, but this is Fathers' Day not I'm A Little Shit Day. That's what the Christians call Christmas. Fuck holidays in general. You want a day off? Fuck you. Ask for it. Don't tell me you need it off cause some carpenter was killed by wood and nails a few thousand years ago and today is his birthday. And you! You're not ever Christian. You're a fucking Baptist.

OneFingerAnswer on A pinch from the snuff box by Jeremi B. Handrinos 20 Jun 2003, 1:33 AM

I look like I literally pissed myself. I actually was drinking water and when I laughed it went all over me. None the less, you owe me a change of pants. 8

Jeremi on The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66 19 Jun 2003, 7:36 PM

VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN LOL

INTRANSIT on The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66 19 Jun 2003, 5:17 PM

Anchor down! You've weathered worse! This new home seeks nature terse. For thither come, has their nurse, good will come, from you, disperse.

Jeremi B. Handrinos replying on Oh mother, thou art stoned! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 19 Jun 2003, 4:09 PM

I bet.

Jeremi B. Handrinos on Nonentities by scitz 19 Jun 2003, 4:08 PM

See, unfortunately the first line's still over by one, not that I give a pazow, but there are those that, well, you know. so try saying "Love's idiom" in the posessive.

Mr Pig (again) on Oh mother, thou art stoned! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 19 Jun 2003, 3:38 PM

I'm drunk as a wasp.

Jeremi B. Handrinos on To Lesley by Bahookie 19 Jun 2003, 3:37 PM

odd, but worthy.

maffy on Nonentities by scitz 19 Jun 2003, 3:35 PM

Good

<{Baba^Yaga}> replying on Oh mother, thou art stoned! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 19 Jun 2003, 3:14 PM

Kids---are expensive, and loud. But yeah.

zzinnia66 replying on The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66 19 Jun 2003, 1:47 PM

sad to feel it.

Bachus on The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66 19 Jun 2003, 1:25 PM

Sorry to hear that.

slapmeonthepatio replying on HOW TO BE FUNNY by Lord Ganus 19 Jun 2003, 11:59 AM

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