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Give me beer!

Member since 2002 · Posted 4 Aug 2002 · 5 comments

Give me more damn beer! Tell ME that I've had too much... Who ARE you, my MOM?

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[7] horus8 5-Aug-02/10:36 PM Reply
No. I am not. i am the mochery of cockery that will make you the "star" of part 7. in the primal fable "the plains of africa" i wont make you the baboon like da. but if your fictionally pleasant to me..i might make you a wild pig with a double 'hoof'. ohhhhhhhhh.ahhhhhhhhh.silence.pickles don't grow on trees.beg.4.ure."fairy bouncing" underling.toaDIE.minionite! nice haiku. Bachus told me he wrote swastika just-4-u! grom! your lucky i'm drinking a newcastle right now. it might of saved you an exorcism feeg
[n/a] Agemo-Z 5-Aug-02/10:41 PM Reply
Uhmm.... I'm... Honoured? (And it's okay for me to spell "honour" with a "u", I'm Canadian, using the Queen's English)
[3] poetandknowit 19-Aug-02/11:27 PM Reply
I am quite fond of beer, but not this little ditty.
[4] Robert K Foster 20-Jun-03/5:18 AM Reply
DOes she look like your mom? If you are too drunk to tell, you probably don't want to bring that one home.
[7] hipster flare 29-Sep-03/10:54 AM Reply
certainly not MY mom. She's already drunk today.