If it doesn't hurt, why are you on my poem pretending you don't care. You would have moved on hours ago.

Yes, I must record my music from my magical chair of everywhere. That's where I perform too. Do you know what a lap top is, Corky? When one travels alot, one writes, and one reviews music and poetry from abroad. Planes & Busses get boring. Perhaps I should go play smell the fart with my drummer? Instead of beating up shit song writers that can't play or write music then. As a freelance writer, actor, father, frontman, and published poet, Corky, my life is more rewarding then you could ever imagine, only because you have no pulse on your imagination whatsoever Corky, I know, I've read everything you've ever written three times Johny boy, because well, it just amazes me that you're for real and not actually making fun of the song writing process. You actually really write shit fucking songs trying not too. It's fucking amazing I can't get enough of it. It's like watching someone shit on a front lawn while sleep walking. It just boggles the fucking mind. And still somehow, you don't get it! Fucking aye, get it over with, buy a fucking guitar or shoot yourself, but either way, get over it, your songs are terrible, and barely worth a wipe across one's bum while camping. I'm sorry, but that's a fact. I won't lie to you, like your peers because I could give a fuck less, but you should really try another approach, this ones not working son.

I am very handsome, and have no needs but what the pretty lasses give me. I sir, only molest fruit mostly berries and nuts, but being a dandy in the court of various rulers, I do find myself often being fiddled by the rich and dowried. try again though! Can you say nineteen year old models named Hortencia or Grisel (mixed with the occasional priest or gay Jew). No! I suppose you couldn't get your mouth around that could you? Being so busy with your ahh, lyrics and so on. If you could call them that, that is. Your entire collection of poetry though Corky, could be compressed done to a phrase. "See my festering ingrown hair, that's not quite ready to pop?" I almost feel for you, but not quite.

No i didnt notice, please forgive me, Dicky

oh please stop calling me corky, PLEASE, it hurts me soo much and i find it very offensive PLEASE stop!!! PLEASE!! You are one sad man if you get joy in pissing people half your age off by writing some stupid parody, please stop because it hurts so much...have a nice day and find a life, Dicky McJerkoff

hello? mayday? this is cockmaster to Corky. Corky are you out there? Did you notice I changed "stomach" to "cantine" on this edit? get it? full, empty, stomach, cantine, broken ass? All in a days work (actually about 5 minutes, but who cares).

You know, the more you play my cat n mouse game, Corky. the more I win, because I wrote my 'poeme' to piss you off, and it did better then planned. Making me very happy. Ironically, even without trying I'm a better poet than you, Corky, and I'll always be just that Corky, because, I dig where you're scared to even sit. Therefore, young man, perhaps take up water polo and be content in knowing that there is always poetry.com.

Hahaha another funny one! good day, CockMaster

That sounds just swell Corky. Could you give me more 0's I love the worst list, it's my second home.

or Sir Malest-a-lot

Yea and all call you Chief Hand-In-Pants!!!!!!

Wash your mouth out with soap http://gangbox.com/mp3/gangbox.mp3

A gift of common tongue, to you. http://gangbox.com/mp3/gangbox.mp3

You're right, you do have a life...after all, 5 user names isn't a lot, and you have all this time to write all these poems...i mustve been wrong, you absolutely do not have to get a life because you already have one revolving around poemranker and garageband.com!

Since we're friends now... May I call you Corky, Corky?

You are, aren't you?

5, because, I write, a lot.

Yes, I do.

Oh that was a good one! You should get it published! Hahhahahahaha im dying of laughter...and being able to say that im smarter than you is really an accomplishment anyway, jerk-off

Wow that website is fucked up because that song should not be the track of the day, unless the other songs aren't that good either....you must be very proud to have the track of the day on a website that obviously has no fucking clue what good music is, fucker