What about: yeast trolley, Margaret Twatcher, the crazy world of Arthur Brown, onion filter, axe wound, insideout pumpkin gadget, scoffing tuna, The Sixteenth Goat Disaster of 1869, Christ's Folly, Aladdin's Cave of Fish, Henrietta's Handy Cap, The Bernard Experiment, Kentucky Fried Knicker Bacon, cock socket, "pass the malt", Cyclical Ketchup Monstrosity, The Black Hole of Reason and Automatic IQ Lowerer?

I like the cigarettes. Maybe she could actually make it to the table and be smoking one too.... Sorry we're slowly rewriting your poem.

clothing in the hall is good. keys on the counter. a pack of cigarettes--not her brand.

She had a good suggestion. Another way you could go with it is that he sees some evidence of what's going on, clothing in the hall or something like that, and he simply sees the images in his mind instead of actually seeing it.

You've convinced me that I'm you. But I don't believe that "you" exist. Therefore "I" do not exist. There is only darkshark. Darkshark the Devouring Devilgod at the center of the universe. And the Elder Gods play their sickening bagged-pipes...

Do you think it is impossible to derive from your belief-set two statements of the form P and not-P?

By the way I don't know any naughty words that are synonyms for vagina? Care to share a few? Naughty, ha, what an ass you are.

I did invent anything. You're just ignorant. Vagina is not synonymous with Cunt, you dick. Cunt means everything not JUST the canal(Vagina originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword). Look up Cunina for one, or just take your head out of your ass. Read M. Esther Harding, Barbara G. Walker, or Joseph Campbell,if you must. My arguement is not that men are afraid of powerful women. My arguement is that once upon a time some men decided, either consciously or unconsciously, that they'd take it all for themselves. They used the excuse of one patriarchal god to murder and conquer and make thenselves Kings. They outlawed sex, and polygamy. They diabolized the Cunt, and that is an absolute reality of human history. Everybody is powerful.

Thank you

I didn't "assume" anything. You just assumed I did. And when you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, you have just invented that etymology of 'cunt'. And even if it was true, your argument that it's naughty because men are afraid of powerful women (or whatever your argument is) is plainly silly. There are dozens of naughty synonyms for 'vagina', and none of them have anything to do with being 'powerful'. Perhaps it is time to get over your obsession with genders. I say that in parting because I don't expect you to actually reply to any of my actual points, so I thought I might as well give you a starting point for your unconnected rant.

You're so stubborn, my answer is clearly, NO, I don't believe the birth canal is the key to a women's strength and solidarity. I callled the nice young lady an angry Cunt. I said absolutely nothing else. YOU assumed the rest. By the way the word Cunt was a extremely respected title for a woman, back in the day. Cunt is related to words from various languages all synonymous with "woman" or more accurately "powerful woman". Ask yourself why our culture uses that word to convey negative meanings about women now? Gee might have anything to do with the mysogynstic patriarichal phallic power worshipers, i.e. The Church & The King? Why do you think something so wonderous and amazing is naughty? My jewel, my jewel, my fabulously lush Cunt. The word and the anatomical part were the nexus of many early religions. Cunt was once a Divine word.

No reason in particular, Just thought that reference should be made to the british crown while I was at it.

I didn't mean for it to be a kid, but keyhole seemed to fit better than any other way of catching your lover cheating on you. If you can give any ideas i would appreciate it.