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he looked at the tops of his shoes and realized he was out of his element really but what the hell these bastards are mad brilliant beautiful mayhaps they'll rub off on me. get it?
horus8 on live for love by DeadtotheWorld 8 Jun 2003, 7:28 PM
shit on a stick with a side of shit-o (poo jello).
horus8 on Mistake or Misfortune by DeadtotheWorld 8 Jun 2003, 7:20 PM
A shitzsicle of the coldest calibur.
INTRANSIT on Liar by Babigurly69 8 Jun 2003, 6:26 PM
I've held back long enough. Another fresh faced danger teen has arrived. INCOMING!!!!
OneFingerAnswer on Mommy Dearest by Babigurly69 8 Jun 2003, 5:30 PM
You're really... You're my..... you're not
<~> on Christ Kebab by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 8 Jun 2003, 5:30 PM
can i get a side of holy ghost with that?
Hmm. this sounds a lot like LIBEL. or maybe even SLANDER.
My mouth is to Dick or mouth? Thats rich, really. Take a look Bachus, If any of this was ment as anything other than a joke, it'd have to the line Identifying myself with a Jackass. The rest is humor and nothing more so relax, take a valuim, and get your knickers out of a twist. Good for you on hating a man who has been dead for longer than our combined life times(Hate his work, Hate his words, but Don't hate someone you've never had the chance to communicate 2 words with). Oh do be more original than Fuck Nose. You have at least half a braincell so use it. I have recently provided plenty of ammo for a more witty insult than that so the least you could do is think up a clever way of calling me a twit. :)
Bachus on Liar by Babigurly69 8 Jun 2003, 2:23 PM
You are, YOU ARE! not "your". "Your a typical guy" So are you, isn't that keen, also, once again "your" is you're, idiot.
Bachus on Mommy Dearest by Babigurly69 8 Jun 2003, 2:20 PM
What a crock.
God's wife is to Dickerson, what your mouth is to Dickormouth. By the way I hate William Blake almost as much as I hate you fuck nose.
horus8 on Christ Kebab by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 8 Jun 2003, 1:58 PM
Brilliant.
horus8 on Snowball by INTRANSIT 8 Jun 2003, 1:25 PM
I voted blue last night.
horus8 on motel 666 by crwncka1 8 Jun 2003, 1:23 PM
"for today these walls spoken of course still appear standing firm as ever" you could make this legible in a future edit, because it sucks and ruins your poem, since it makes no fucking sense. "appear to be just what they always where" were, not where. and again in the line after that "where" is were.
horus8 on days past by ElephantSandwich 8 Jun 2003, 1:19 PM
Yes, it did.
god'swife replying on Pain by joydoll 8 Jun 2003, 8:39 AM
These are great, thank you! Did you make some of these up, because they're really funny? With the exception of axe wound, that makes me cross and uncross my legs in discomfort. Also yeast trolley is a bit too demeaning don't you think? My favorites are CKM, BHR, and AIL. Can you please list the colloquialisms for cock, I want to make a poster. Thank you in advance. Maybe you could write a poem. We really shouldn't be using this poem's comments for our little discussion. Especially since you've appointed yourself the Vigilante of the Chat Room. You're setting a bad example. By the way, how's it hangin'?
lunar replying on Secret Identities Revealed by thepinkbunnyofdoom 8 Jun 2003, 5:18 AM
Did god and grabriel, u know - do IT? i thought gabriel was straight what with shagging mary and all
Not only is God alive, but God is a chive. Why else would the Angel Gay-briel have ascended up to heaven on a small bicycle made out of cream cheese?
lunar replying on Blinded by lunar 8 Jun 2003, 5:12 AM
Its great how you manage to rewrite everything i post with something about nappies - hats off for such origionality!
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Blinded by lunar 8 Jun 2003, 5:10 AM
Premature Nappy Removal (Free verse) by -=Dark_Angel=- As it pours out onto the sheets Globules splatter my face and skin I'm drenched in a monstrous shower of my own feculence O Jesu, what have I done...