Bachus
on The Fate of the Gilt by OneFingerAnswer
26 Feb 2003, 1:22 PM
Stylus.
Mighty good. Ganus, what's with the cooking binge? All I can do is make desserts.
I like "zirconium fake".
Killing yourself is the answer. 9 out of 10 razorgrins agree. (the tenth was passed out in the corner)
omgnoeyemaloon
* 4 large chicken half-breasts
* 4 ounces butter, softened
* Grated zest and juice of 1 lemon
* 2 tablesponos fresh tarragon, chopped
* Salt to taste
* Pepper to taste
* 1 large egg
* 4 ounces dry white bread crumbs
Cream the butter in a bowl with the lemon rind and tarragon. Season to taste with salt, pepper and lemon juice. Shape butter into a rectangular block, wrap in plastic and leave in freezer to set solidly.
Peel away chicken skin and flatten between sheets of plastic film, taking great care not to make any holes in the meat.
Cut the hard butter into 4 pieces and place each in the center of the chicken fillet. Make sure the piece of butter isn't too large to be completely enclosed within the fillet. Fold the edges neatly and roll the fillet up tightly. Secure with fine string.
Beat egg lightly and coat the chicken before coating evenly with bread crumbs, pressing them in thoroughly. Leave in refrigerator or freezer util coating has set.
Heat oil in a deep fryer or pan to 375F. Fry the chicken without crowding pan and lowering temperature, until golden brown. Do not allow the oil to get too hot, or the chicken will brown before it is cooked inside.
Drain on absorbent paper.
Serve with borscht and mushrooms baked in sour cream sauce.
Best smurf one ever.
no problem. it's a term that needs propagation.
Odder things have happened. Like that guy in germany who was pinned to his roof through the chest by a 6-foot icicle out of a clear summer sky. s'true. Odder because it predated air travel. Again, this is a dirty sweatsock jerkoff of a poeme.
i never thought razorgrin and i could agree on something, but hey.
i've never winced while reading a poem before.
YOU PROMISED ME MALE WHORE POETRY YOU SNOW BOARDING YUTZ. 0.
omgruagoon
Thanks for the ass-hat, by the way, i thought it a noun worth stealing and using quickly.
Too narrative to be a proper poem, but delightful anyway.Yesterday I slipped down about 15-ish ice-covered stairs on my back only to finish like some masochistic gymnast on my knee.
Diamonds are forever. cool.
I agree, pinkbunny, maybe the middle could use some refining too.
The use of the language is also important. If you make your language look as if you dictated your work to a retarded 3-year-old, it tends to detract from the overall image no matter how good it is. Yes I am judgemental. All humans/animal in general are, and by saying that you're not, you're simply being a clueless twit.
Thank you, horus, you're such a flattering muffin.
Quality use of the word "ass-hat". 10 for it.