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horus8 replying on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21 Feb 2003, 6:41 PM
On a serious level though Settle, I thought we were starting to bond. Why would you kickstart muti like that again. I thought we had a truce? I know it's funny and all, but the band great white isn't funny they are dousing their mullets in the blood of rhode islanders. once bitten twice shy. my my my.
horus8 replying on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21 Feb 2003, 6:28 PM
Damn. I tried to sound evil and dangerous. I guess capt. undergarments was right my dark friend the rainbow speedos are better. How much more pressure do you think needs to be applied to the queen of dry hair and stink muff to force a drowning? two lima bean lap snorkels, or a handful of zeppelin bootlegs? sorry for snapping earlier... it's the straydog down the street, it keeps howling at my ass pressed against my window. i am begining to think tanya might be the first straight woman born actually a gay man... the way she yearns for it, those sweet things she says. It must of been funny to pick up the phone and get this numbers been disconnected instead of oops, yes sir... no body's home. So do i have 9k to get a ticket or not i'm confused? Why again would i have a friend named dark angel who is an investment banker in new york? oh yes for the same reason i would send my wife packing to Texas? Could you be a bit more imaginative, how about fiji, or an investment banker from sweden? Who cares? apperantly she does... lest why she keep coming back to a party where she's being mocked even by her own words... this gets more disturbing by the moment. I'm excited to see what happens next. I don't think i have enough space to store all of these comments about how, apparently, she is not a phsychotic stalker in the making? Why even keep coming back? it must be sheer FUCKING momentum at this point in time. lol.
horus8 replying on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21 Feb 2003, 5:26 PM
You know there's a backlash that occurs with being intelligent Settle, a weakness, a quirk, something just a bit off kilter that occurs in other aspects of the human condition, a balance if you will, like prometheus and the gift of fire. For instance a person without the use of their legs using their minds more, a blind musician etc. Figure yours out? have you thought about it? my guess is you are socially retarded completely unable to make or keep friends. The Satanic bible would call you a psychic vampire, but what the fuck do those idiots know lol. what i know is, that you are horribly lonely and unable to communicate your feelings to those you want to the most... turning you into the... common asshole, barely mundane. Being a good artist can't fix that perhaps you can make a picture of that you inside of your own asshole being an asshole, and fucking with people in a way that extends out of the two dimensional (not that that's impressive just look at porn sites) regardless of how you look at it. All it amounts to is the same. You are gay... No one cares. we aren't blaming you, we are not your mom or dad. It's okay to be into shit and cocks and tits. Life is not about black and white. it's about rainbows. stupid.
thepinkbunnyofdoom replying on My Poor Heart by NewbieMe 21 Feb 2003, 5:03 PM
Hey don't worry about it. Just giving you some insight for next time.Trust me we all start out sucky but the goal is to get better. ;)
Bobjim replying on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21 Feb 2003, 4:40 PM
No, they do kill themselves if they're to many to be supported by the local habitat. However, they more comanly drown themselves.
wOrnella Mutiw on Pinjur by Shardik 21 Feb 2003, 4:36 PM
I always wanted Pinjur colored wings. Thanks. It's not a spice. Ohhhhh, I just noticed...the secret messages you used to leave for me on poemranker. Carolina's on my mind. Thanks! Your haiku had nothing to do with Pinjur. 0.
Bobjim replying on Disgusting Stickmen by Bobjim 21 Feb 2003, 4:28 PM
Opps, already did have kiddies. (Think about it)
Bobjim replying on Disgusting Stickmen by Bobjim 21 Feb 2003, 4:27 PM
And your poetry is shite.
NewbieMe replying on My Poor Heart by NewbieMe 21 Feb 2003, 4:20 PM
oh thanks, i do believe i really need depth. this is one of those impulse writing, just writing not thinking much. :)
NewbieMe replying on My Poor Heart by NewbieMe 21 Feb 2003, 4:18 PM
hehe. it's nice to know that others suck as well. thanks
NewbieMe replying on Everyday Implied But Never Declared by NewbieMe 21 Feb 2003, 4:15 PM
Thanks. i just write what i think. i really don't aim to please anyone, i just do write what i want. thanks again.
NewbieMe replying on Have You Ever Felt That? by NewbieMe 21 Feb 2003, 4:10 PM
i just graduated and i'm still looking for a job so that's probably what i'm feeling right now. thanks for the comment.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21 Feb 2003, 3:26 PM
For Christ's sake, woman. You may say what you like, but I do ask that you refer to me by my proper and Christian name, which is "-=Dark_Angel=-", not "James". James is a rude fellow who sometimes likes to pretend he is -=Dark_Angel=-. Let me assure you that he is not. Good fucking day to you.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21 Feb 2003, 3:19 PM
Yes...yes, I was once launched off an handle. It was in the autumn of 19--, and Colonel Beeflington and I had just built the most fantastical contraption of the century - the Begreasing Tube. It was a glorious machine; each of its harvesters had its own cooling funnel, and enslaved dwarves toiled day and night to maintain its rotational capacitance! It was during the trial run that Beeflington accidentally spilled some very important fluid on the Jeffries Holster. In my panic I attempted to dive into the Holster and rescue it, but I miscalculated and landed on the primary graviton handle!!!!1 As for what happened next, I shan't bore you with the details, but suffice it to say that Captain Undergarment's wife was sent to bed for a week with acute cheek lacerations! In conclusion, I suggest you clamber back onto the handle at once.
horus8 replying on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21 Feb 2003, 2:58 PM
Let me explain something to you fuckling. settle thinks it's funny to forward a psycopath private e-mails between him and myself in order to instigate arguments between me and this fucking degenerate, people who do that kind of shit are stooping to levels even below tanya (tanya fucking whatever her last name is) this person lives near to me and calls my home constantly, both of my lines. My son is sick with the flu, and i have work to do. Yet somehow none of this matters to you three. tell you what i've already spent money changing my home phone, next week i have to then change my cell. so yeah, i'm a little fucking irate, and you can tell settle if this fucking chick does anything to my family because she's stupid and unpredictable. I will fly out to risdi and do something predictable. I'll break his fucking head off. Hows that for flying off and handles dickface? So with that said. Cheers.
thepinkbunnyofdoom on My Poor Heart by NewbieMe 21 Feb 2003, 2:21 PM
Dull kiddo. Try a whole new aproach to your writing style. You need some depth.
i quite like this although i don't really think its a poem. maybe i only like it cuz i do the same thingwith the tv and the worrying and the fear and such
-=SeTTle=- replying on Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8 21 Feb 2003, 11:51 AM
A myth fabricated for no good reason for a Disney documentary. P.S. h8, don't sink to her level or anything.
vulcan on Crucifixion by Mr Pig 21 Feb 2003, 10:33 AM
very nice10
spank me baby yeah on Pinjur by Shardik 21 Feb 2003, 10:24 AM
BEEF CURTAINS THE NICEST FOLD OF SKIN, BING8