TanHand
on The unlucky Janitor haikus by Bachus
7 Feb 2003, 7:01 PM
.:: THESE COLONS AND PERIODS SHOWCASE MY DESIGN SKILLS ::.
Sorry, I forgot I was talking to the national joking champion
T DA ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
Oh, you're all alone again. Well pass me the chainsaw, I'm going to cut my heart out because the sorrow is so unbearable.
It's perfectly natural to respond with aggression to such a great joke. But I really feel it's in your best interest to try to work around your anger, not only on poemranker but also in your daily life.
How interesting. You've really opened my eyes with this poem. You're poetandknowit, aren't you?
Sucks, delete. Try writing some poems about the deafening silence that is living alone in the world or something. 9.
I'm listening to the last track on the first QOTSA album, "I was a teenage hand model" No wait now I'm listening to "Back in the USSR" which rocks fiercer than I remember. Jesus.
I should of ended this with why i bench press a yugo... huh?
I'm listening to the cars greatest hits...who's going to drive you home... tonight. chirpe.
Fucking shut up
My full name is Tanya Handrinos of course.
Hey guys I just thought of a great joke.
Q: What do you get if you cross the works of Thomas Nagel with the startup DOS batch file?
A: "What is it like to be autoexec.bat?"!!!!!!!11
Even better: What's brown and hides from the nazis? THE DIHARREA OF ANNE FRANK.
You think that's funny?? What's brown and sits on a piano bench?? BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT
Ok...this poem totally freaked me out. It gave me the chills.
Maybe if you were talented you wouldn't be riding the bus. Or are you a millionaire who likes to stay in touch with the people. Of Ontario.
Okay, listening to "Only Shallow" by My Bloody Valentine, basically rocking out.
You're out of the loop, sir.
"this is not a question of art of pornography, the question is where is her other arm"