Dear Jeremi: Thanks for your comment. With this haiku, I wanted to explore what we do when we think about things. To me, the idea of The Truth is very intriguing -- what do you think? Your friend, Doug

guess who kept turning around at another table and reading it and laughing? that actor from the movie dr. giggles and la law.ha ha ha! my brain was screaming...he was looking at me and laughing...i was looking at him laughing with tears coming down my face...it was truly surreal. i felt like the quiet american.

I slept through part of stats, but we're just going over stuff from research methods, so pheh. Soc is utterly awful.

I liked the first best. I wrote the second because I'm writing these in threes. Zombielicious.

ainsi soit il, mon frere.

No, Accura auditions defy reality. I was merely working the extra kale I have laying around with old manelli records and david gest interviews.

The guidelines? You are are entitled to your opinion, and it is noted, but I am to busy currently to argue your belief in limitations created by guidelines, and if you assume that I do not know, or cannot, write a guidelined limerick than so be it.

made to be broken, then eh? like a blue light special, it defies reality.

Limericks use the distinctive rhyming scheme of a-a-b-b-a, where the first two lines set the scene, the third and fourth lines quickly twist things about, and the fifth line hammers the conclusion. (first, second, and fifth lines are trimeter, third and fourth are dimeter). as per the guidelines

I present the Bertrand G. Wronglotion Quantum Challenge 2003: Derive from observational statements about particle behaviour two statements of the form 'A' and '~A'. Please do recommend some books on the subject.

WAR? yes, full on. oh. my. you seem to have forgotten your flak jacket today, jbh. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! RET TAT TATATATAT TAT TAT TAT! HAHAH! gotcha. one down, three to go.

he went jim, Jim, jim. which is a revolutionary stroke of authenticity, you fucking pud puffer.

No, actually we were in the middle of a fierce battle..then you strolled in going "gee guys i hope it's in good fun"? well guess what? it isn't. We actually do hate eachother, and the bullits are real, so take your walker and flask and leak (i meant leaf, but than thought hey, the first works too) identification guide over to that stump and stream yonder, could you grizzly Adam's? thanks...All right boys, let the canon fodder fod.

Thanks Quarton,I sent you an e-mail explaining about it.