:) to say it I hate, but we shall not date.

lol! It's from that nursery rhyme lol! You know, the one that goes... I had a fucking nut tree Nothing would it bear But a fucking shoehorn And a potty chair

What is the sentence with commas supposed to mean? That there was a parson's nose, who was a pirate, who procured a pre-lubricated shoehorn, and the shoehorn glistened? Parson's noses cannot be pirates. Indeede, they may not be pirates.

Parsons? Firemen? Pirates? What is this, a 'Village People' reunion?!?!?

It's fine to leave out "that". Which helmet should I rub? The helmet the fireman wears. (equivalent to "the helmet that the fireman wears", not "the helmet, which the fireman wears".) There is no parson. There is only his nose. And if you had read Gilded Stumps of Olde, you would know perfectly well who the pirate was.

Yeah! And while we're on a roll with this bout of Dark Angel-bashing, I'd also like to point out that he smells. So there.

Hyum Hyer Hyo. And yes, that was thoughtful laughter.

Whoah, nice pic! If you squint a little, it looks like Jennifer Love-Hewitt...

So you are saying that it is okay to leave out "that"? Wow. By the way, which parson are we talking about here? Or is there not one particular? Also, who is this pirate? I didn't realise they existed anymore except in fairytales and Gilded Stumpes of Olde.

That still doesn't excuse you. It was an innocent request, and you threw it in my face! Bastard! I hope you never get laid in your life. In fact, having seen your dick, I can safely say that you *will* never get laid in your life because you will spend so long searching for your cock that any girl will die of boredom. Eat it (please)

This is great! I can't believe we're having a serious conversation about the lubrication of a shoehorn by a procured parson's nose! It was complete genius of me to use that sentence as the example!! As for your reply, by the sentence "The shoehorn the parson's nose the pirate procured lubricated glistened." I mean that of all the parsons' noses, I am specifically talking about the one that was procured by the pirate. And of all the shoehorns, I specifically mean the one that was lubricated by the aforementioned parson's nose. Moreover, that shoehorn glistened. This is the only possible interpretation of the sentence that makes sense. It is grammatically correct. If you doubt me, Sir, then we shall duel! Or are you a coward?