jesus. get a fucking life. if you don't like the idea of people ranking the poems, then go start your own goddamn site, 'homies wickid poempraiser' or some shit like 'dat', and you and all your wicky wicky wicky wack crew can throw down there.

note the time.

This poem was some sort of school project you hadto make a poem that had 4 sentences and that rhymes at -even and -al. But it sucks. Dutch does look a lot like German, 'caus the are both Germanic languages. But I think English is more like French, Italian and Latin. Dutch has taken over some words from english but it is a whole different language.

you're SUPPOSED to be a girl, unity. remember? or are you getting senile in your old age?

Are you calling me a liar?

i know i am.

You are laughable, to be sure. Not only are you an ignorant simpleton, but you also attempt to defend your ignorance, thus rendering you an even bigger clown. Have you ever even listened to Charlie Parker or Dizzy Gillespie? If not, buy a copy of Charlie Parker's 'Ko-ko' to give you an idea of what REAL bop sounds like, and while doing so realise that it's foolish for an amateur such as yourself to dabble with the great art-forms. Leave it to us professionals, kiddo.

I instantly like anyone named after the greatest Brit rock band, ever (I CHOOSE to see your user name this way). Evil hearted you, heart full of soul, smokestack lightnin', train kept a rollin'....

The virgins always get backstage, no matter what they've got to say.

Wrong. All bebop goes "shoe-be-do-be-do."

i couldn't agree more! i also think that all of the "o"'s should be changed to katie's signature comment: =-) the poem would then improve by leaps and bounds. you men are all under her spell, i think.

Seeing as you are the Arch-pedant of Poemranker, I'll let you do pissy comments (if they're going to be made, at least have 'em done prop), as they're so beautifully written... (ahem!) Also, thanks for pointing out the typos, and for another person calling me SIR Yardbird - I've not been officially knighted, but it's in the pipeline(hmm, maybe it's time I updated my username, bwah, hah, hah...!)!