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Christof replying on The First Poem by jrtails 28 Oct 2002, 8:13 AM

But they're both licking the same dick. How revolting.

-=SeTTle=- replying on The First Poem by jrtails 28 Oct 2002, 8:12 AM

All that proves is that there's more than one dicklicker in the world.

-=SeTTle=- on survival of the weakest by brazen 28 Oct 2002, 8:10 AM

wait is this poem about cutting off your own shaft 'n' balls?? if not I don't get it. perhaps next time you will use the term shaft 'n' balls.

-=SeTTle=- on Astonding Metaphor for the End of Time (Bird) by brazen 28 Oct 2002, 8:08 AM

fuck, you, fucking dipshit dicklicker. 10.

Christof on The First Poem by jrtails 28 Oct 2002, 8:06 AM

This is plagirised from John Cooper Clarke. Word for word, with capitals, with hyphens. See cyberspike.com, his own website. You've been rumbled my son. This poem should be taken off now.

Christof on The First Poem by jrtails 28 Oct 2002, 8:06 AM

This is plagirised from John Cooper Calrke. Word for word, with capitals, with hyphens. See cyberspike.com, his own website. You've been rumbled my son.

vulcan replying on Mystery on the Bridge by vulcan 28 Oct 2002, 8:03 AM

Thanks

god'swife on A Story Book Tale by brazen 28 Oct 2002, 8:02 AM

What are you talking about? Love always lies, well it manipulates things anyway.

Christof on Mystery on the Bridge by vulcan 28 Oct 2002, 7:59 AM

Why did you resubmit this? I can't see any changes... But anyway, I'll vote again.

god'swife replying on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl 28 Oct 2002, 7:55 AM

Captain Howdy is the titled used, by the demon in The Exorcist, to talk with Linda Blair throught the ouija board. He lives in the attic.

Christof on other by ThreeFourSix 28 Oct 2002, 7:49 AM

Honest. Thanks.

Christof on Darkness by The_Shadows_Smile 28 Oct 2002, 7:48 AM

If tey're walking the narrow path of light and dark, how come they're wrapped in their own darkness forever? How does that work?

Christof on wax by New Life Drug 28 Oct 2002, 7:45 AM

This is indeed strange. You central idea is good and some of your images work fine, and some bits seem unformed. This wax needs a bit more shaping I think. But your concept is good.

Mutant_X on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus 28 Oct 2002, 7:42 AM

the last stanza is way impressive

Christof replying on Living Conditions by Christof 28 Oct 2002, 7:40 AM

Frabbling. I'm going to frabble you. I'm going to give you a right good frabbling. Do you frabble on a first date? You motherfrabbler... I think that's quite good, actually.

god'swife replying on Living Conditions by Christof 28 Oct 2002, 7:38 AM

Alright then please tell me what's a good colloquialism for 'fucking someone's mouth'. I don't know of one, perhaps you do. I f you don't either than please make one up. Thank you in advance.

Christof on survival of the weakest by brazen 28 Oct 2002, 7:37 AM

Why not?

Christof on Missing You by psychedelic 28 Oct 2002, 7:28 AM

I don't know, I actually quite like the last line. Puts you succinctly into the situation.

Mutant_X on other by ThreeFourSix 28 Oct 2002, 7:27 AM

unusaul example

The_Shadows_Smile replying on Darkness by The_Shadows_Smile 28 Oct 2002, 7:21 AM

"Ok!! Sure thing The_Shadows_Smile! You really figured me out this time!! The only possible reason I could for not liking your poetry is that I am too wrapped up in my own mediocre poetry!! Because you clearly have real talent! And anyone who doesn't like it must have a psychological problem, which you, as a qualified psychology expert, have generously identified for me!! Thanks!! I'll remember in future that if I don't like something, it must be because I am self-obsessed, and not because it's a monumental travesty of goth BS!!!" First off I did not say I was a psychology expert. Or did I say that? If I did......please inform me where I said that. Second: Look at the stuff you write. Can it be analyzed to a deep seeded plack in the minds of others? "He scaled a wall Which was six feet tall To break into the pool At his local school. He then realised he couldn't swim. And drowned. Stupid fuck." That sounds Gothic in it's own way. Don't you agree?