Poemranker [20 most recent comments by ALChemy (1401-1420) and replies]

replying on The Hawk by Dovina 13 Nov 2005, 7:08 AM

Thanks pal.
You know you could make alot of money replying for famous peoples fan mail. Although I imagine you'd leave many a fan scratching their head. 7 years of college and finally somewhere to use it.

replying on Headlines by Dovina 13 Nov 2005, 6:59 AM

Huh?

I think what you mean is that we're not being offered cures just narcotics and FYI the whole reason that's so is for the sake of profit.

replying on Headlines by Dovina 13 Nov 2005, 6:49 AM

What's the difference the Krauts were still there.

replying on The Hawk by Dovina 13 Nov 2005, 5:31 AM

Only when it includes subtle anal sex references.

replying on The Hawk by Dovina 13 Nov 2005, 5:16 AM

That would be a first.

replying on The Hawk by Dovina 13 Nov 2005, 5:08 AM

That is the most profound thing you've said ever.

replying on Headlines by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 4:31 PM

I read palms too. 5 dollars a hand.

replying on Headlines by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 4:29 PM

How Ironic. She mentions WWII and death by flu and a product of Germany is about to now save flu inflicted lives.

on The Hawk by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 4:19 PM

Man's greatest folly is that he's forgot how to think beyond language.

replying on The Hawk by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 4:14 PM

"<~> always jumps my -but- so I'm gonna jump yours."
This is how sexual abuse is passed down.

replying on The Hawk by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 3:44 PM

Besides,it's a small price to pay to rid the world of republicans.

replying on The Hawk by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 3:42 PM

Don't they allow bigamy over there?

replying on Headlines by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 3:34 PM

Sorry, my bad. What I meant to say is your poem is more Panda like.

replying on The Hawk by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 8:15 AM

"Lots of hits, but no comments". Kinda like road kill.
Needs a line or two to bridge the gap between time settings.
Some good images in here though.

replying on The Hawk by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 8:12 AM

Cool! Back to the future. Now if only I can go back in time in my Ford Pinto and get Zodiac and Dovina to kiss then the new messiah can be born to rid the world of republicans.

replying on Posted Pelicans by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 6:00 AM

Yeah baby, yeah! Grooovy.

replying on Headlines by Dovina 12 Nov 2005, 5:53 AM

So far the responses you've recieved are:
It's about the media.
It's about blame.
It's about prophacy.

I think you're closer to pandemonium than pandemic.

Try it from the perspective of a dog.

Dog's Diary by Fido (Ree rerse)

Day 1: I chased and killed a bird
Day 2: Wrestling with Master my bite got out of hand
Day 3: In the doghouse
Day 4: The Master has forgiven me
Day 5: The Master stays home
Day 6: The Master stays in bed
Day 7: The Master forgets to feed me
Day 8: The Master stays sleeping
Day 9: I think The Masters dead

And I know you could write it even better than I did.

replying on trully, madly, deeply by Blindpoetry 11 Nov 2005, 8:51 AM

Damn Muslim servers will do it to ya every time.

Love is surrender. This is why you're incapable.

Maybe some Viagra might help?

replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil 11 Nov 2005, 7:55 AM

Birds of a feather.

replying on I LOVE A PROSTITUTE by Bhaskaryya 11 Nov 2005, 7:47 AM

You don't love an 8 year old girl?! This will explain why when you have a daughter she will grow up to be a prostitute and Mascara-wait no-Basketball-Ah what ever the fuck his name is! will fall madly in love with her (probably while she's snowballing him). And all because you didn't love her you heartless bastard. :~(