on Morning Glory by waltfreakinwhitman
16 Sep 2002, 5:01 PM
Ha! I knew this was your desperate attempt to be crowned King of the Worst Poeme Section. Nearly all of the votes are anonymous 0s! I think an explanation is in order, Mr. Whitman.
on I hate people by Bazilla
16 Sep 2002, 5:12 PM
Great poeme, buddy. I used to 'have a life'. I used to 'hang with friends'. But after... 'the accident'... things changed. I'd rather not talk about it, actually.
on lovely by pink_punk_kisses87
16 Sep 2002, 5:22 PM
Oh horror! YOU REALLY THWARTED MY EXPECTATIONS WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!11111111111111
on some deleted poem
16 Sep 2002, 5:25 PM
Nothing is more proud, nor wicked, than the contents of a Gentleman's bowels after he has dined excellently.
on Grandma by waltfreakinwhitman
17 Sep 2002, 1:05 PM
By the way, this poeme is ace.
on some deleted poem
18 Sep 2002, 12:57 PM
MY OH MY WHAT AN INSIGHTFUL POEME!!!!!!!! Your life is an inspiration to me. No, really. Check out the first poeme in my 'AIDS Bonanza!' for instance.
on Tugboats by poetandknowit
18 Sep 2002, 4:40 PM
This is fairly dandy. However, someone I know (not waltfreakinwhitman) abuses the word "tug" so much that I couldn't read it without trying to find some sort of masturbatory reference in every line. (It worked in most of them.)
on Tugboats by poetandknowit
18 Sep 2002, 4:41 PM
Also, I know you don't necessarily like "density", but I think the last third could stand to be more concise.
on some deleted poem
20 Sep 2002, 12:23 PM
NEWBE5 YOU HAVE SINGLEHANDEDLY WORKED OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH TEH WORLD TODAY. YOU KNOW ABOUT HATRED. WHAT INTERESTING QUESTIONS YOU RAISE AND HOW THOUGHTFULLY AND INTELLIGENTLY YOU DEAL WITH THEM. IF ONLY ALL 16-YEAR-OLDS WERE AS WISE AS YOU THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE. EXCEPT NOBODY WOULD GET ANYTHING DONE BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE TOO BUSY HANGING THEIR HEADS IN THEIR HANDS OR PERHAPS CONSPICUOUSLY STARING OUT OF A WINDOW.
on some deleted poem
28 Sep 2002, 3:02 PM
Let x be this poeme. Let S be the set of all shit poemes containing pointless line breaks and other miscellaneous typographical "quirks". The intersection of {x} and S is not the empty set. Let A be the set of all poemes. Let B be the set {0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10}. Let MyVote be a function from A to B. ("Found Poem: Math 101", 0) is an element of MyVote.
on some deleted poem
29 Sep 2002, 3:38 AM
A moving piece. But I do think you should change the word 'menstruating'. It's a dirty word. Especially when uttered by a woman. It is not proper for Woman to remind us all of her revolting cycle of sin. Menstruation is quiet time. A time for shame. Not callous outspokenness.
on some deleted poem
30 Sep 2002, 2:43 AM
Cack. Not a Haiku. But don't bother trying to make it into a Haiku. It will still be cack. Probably even cacker. Unless you just scrap this and start again. Great poeme! P.S I think you mean 'morn' not 'mourn'
on some deleted poem
7 Oct 2002, 6:52 PM
You're a dick.
on Trembling Worry by Ninoy_Instigator
8 Oct 2002, 10:23 AM
Hi! I'm Katie! I'm not vain or anything, but I do feel it's important to point out that I am blonde every five minutes or so. I am blonde.
on Charlottesville by New Life Drug
8 Oct 2002, 4:12 PM
Forget it Jake, -- It's Charlottesville.
Oh... I... *weeps*
DAMN THAT COUCH! DAMN IT STRAIGHT TO HELL!
0/10
Oh... I... *weeps*
DAMN THAT COUCH! DAMN IT STRAIGHT TO HELL!
0/10
on why i look like a man by rosiebailey
8 Oct 2002, 5:24 PM
Silly, silly nonsense.
on some deleted poem
10 Oct 2002, 5:24 AM
Please write more.
on some deleted poem
10 Oct 2002, 5:27 AM
There once was a lady from Ealing/Who almost et her ceiling./She licked her ceiling/with floppy lips/and said, "Oh no, I've eaten my ceiling." -- Mark Overall, age 10.