on some deleted poem
15 Aug 2002, 6:18 PM
Doylum, you ruined her priceless Ming poeme! Naughty! Just because she posted it on Poemeranker doesn't mean she wants any feedback! How could you! You callous, insensitive MAN!
on A Geisha's Burlesque~Aforethought! by Bachus
15 Aug 2002, 6:24 PM
Do you hear that, Scooby? Bachus is mocking us! I think Jesu will have something to say about that...
on A Geisha's Burlesque~Aforethought! by Bachus
15 Aug 2002, 6:29 PM
"-=Jesu=- was on his way up to poemeranker, with -=Dark_Angel=- leading the way, and the naughty cohorts were astonished, while those who followed were afraid. Again -=Jesu=- took the Twelve aside and told them what was going to happen to him. "We are going up to poemeranker," he said, "and -=Dark_Angel=- will be betrayed to the mature poetes and masters of irony. They will condemn him to death and will hand him over to Bachus, who will mock him and spit on him, flog him and kill him. Three days later he will rise." I offer these humble words only to warn you, Bachus. Save yourself. Save yourself before it's too late!
on Friends Diminished by shwenatjadeflower
15 Aug 2002, 6:42 PM
PRICELESS MING POEME DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THIS YOU BASTARDS
on School by shwenatjadeflower
15 Aug 2002, 6:43 PM
Though my reputation's tarnished/my wooden dick's still varnished/and I can beat the Cornish/at anything you'd care to name.
on Kiss Me by Butterflies
15 Aug 2002, 7:10 PM
Yeah... That's actually total bollocks, isn't it? And even if it's true, the thing about poetry.com is they have three rules: 1) Publish anything 2) Publish everything 3) Publish it as fast as you fucking can. So it really wouldn't be too surprising or interesting. What *is* interested is where exactly this poeme is. Is it this one or a different one? Not because I doubt you, because I would never dare doubt the word of such a clearly talented poete, but, for example, what's your name? Poetry.com doesn't let you search by poem title. Where's the list of poemes for that book? Etc. You don't seem to be in the list of poets by region when I click on Australia. That's funny.
on some deleted poem
15 Aug 2002, 7:15 PM
This isn't my dick, Doylum. It's the Holy Dick of Jesu. You WILL fall to your knees and WORSHIP IT.
on A Geisha's Burlesque~Aforethought! by Bachus
15 Aug 2002, 7:39 PM
N't.
on A Geisha's Burlesque~Aforethought! by Bachus
15 Aug 2002, 7:42 PM
All the poetry I have ever read has "done" next to nothing for me. Perhaps some poetry will at some point in the future. But there is no point in me trying to create poetry in a different style when I have nothing appealing to go on. I am the enforcer of verbal justice. My voice is strong and commanding. You know very little. -=Jesu=- is on my side. Poo. Whatever.
on some deleted poem
15 Aug 2002, 7:48 PM
For fuck's sake. How many people are going to have this misconception? horus8 is not a teenager. He is a HARD-HITTING SLAM POETE. But not a street poete. P.S. He did the voice of Leon Spencer in Sniper, whatever the living fuck that is. So don't you be dissing him. Just diss his poemes and possibly his face if you can't think of anything else.
I don't get it. Are the words willing, or is he? In any case, any poeme about a wedding should feature the word 'JESU' written in asterisks 70 feet high. This poeme does not. Therefore I can give you no higher than a 2. However, since I have given up voting, I won't.
on Untitled # 112 by nightii
15 Aug 2002, 7:54 PM
I don't know what this is about, but it's the best incredibly violent poeme I've ever seen.
on Bloody cow by ==Doylum
16 Aug 2002, 5:47 AM
Yeah, Doylum. Blah blah blah blah serve to flaunt your amateur status. Checkmate, I believe.
on some deleted poem
16 Aug 2002, 5:49 AM
Mmyess... Yes, I also enjoy wafting warmth on the still air. However I have been forbidden by that dastardly Justice Trumpington to cease and desist. O woe is me...
on some deleted poem
16 Aug 2002, 7:47 AM
Indeed it is not reasonable! I would go so far as to say it was unreasonable! How dare you! I do like the poetics of this poeme though! Great work!
on The Big Push by Tascobar
16 Aug 2002, 7:51 AM
several... But alas the Foul Constipat-Or has unleashed his tentacles upon my brave buttocks! What!? Will this turd ne'er be ripe? The shame! Forgive me Lord Jesu! Forgive me!
on some deleted poem
16 Aug 2002, 11:52 AM
The exasperation and rage with which you've replied betrays the fear lurking deep within your little heart. I have exposed you for the deceitful fraud and cheat you are. I have all the evidence I need to bring you up on charges of violation of the Internet Act (1997), Section 5 (Imitation, Spoofing, and Multiple User Accounts). The FBI will take over from here. The FBI who, by the way, have already investigated me after false reports from Poetie, and who have found me to be free of any wrong-doing. If you try to take any similar action against me, you'll find I have friends in very high places - friends which your many resources (which don't, it appears, include a dictionary) won't be able to protect you from. PS. I'm only in 6th grade. Whatever that is.