on some deleted poem
4 Aug 2002, 5:14 PM
Yes, indeede. Naught is more crushing, nor steaming, than the unholy weight of a man's bowels after he has dined excellently.
on some deleted poem
4 Aug 2002, 5:15 PM
I must say, "in a bursting" is probably the best sentence fragment I have seen all week.
on An Online Junkie Confesses by Jigg
4 Aug 2002, 5:17 PM
Yeah, nice one...a wry poem about internet addiction is just what I needed to start the day the Folgers way.
on some deleted poem
4 Aug 2002, 5:18 PM
Oh, fuck off.
on A Passing Love by razorgrin
4 Aug 2002, 6:01 PM
Thy praise or dispraise is to me alike; one doth not stroke me, not the other strike.
on some deleted poem
4 Aug 2002, 8:14 PM
I'm interested, horus8, if this isn't the sort of question that only an ignorant doesn't-know-what-life's-really-like, get-a-job-you-fuck, I'm-for-real-why-aren't-you person would ask: Would you rather your sireling grew up to be a 'normal guy (or girl)' or not?
on some deleted poem
4 Aug 2002, 8:47 PM
your abusing English.b
on A Sonnet for Barbara by PatColvin
4 Aug 2002, 8:51 PM
Hey, Colvin, I doubt you're reading this, but I just thought you'd like to know I fucking hated this poeme. You must be so empty of personality that the only way you can continue to exist is to tell yourself that God loves you and Barbara loves you and christ you're pathetic can't you find some pleasure in existence without forcing other people to be your source of joy?
on -no title- by smilja_trenu...
4 Aug 2002, 8:51 PM
Install software of desire...hmm... well it looks like you're the 123123135234895723th person to use the sex/computer metaphor. Congratufuckinglations.
on Tall can of Budweiser by bondjedi
4 Aug 2002, 8:52 PM
Profound.
on some deleted poem
4 Aug 2002, 8:53 PM
Profound squared.
on some deleted poem
4 Aug 2002, 8:54 PM
Wow! You're not just a poet - you're a girl poet! You can tell by your nickname! It's like a spectator, but female! I'm an X, You're a Girl X! Girl Gamer! Goth Girl! Rock Chick! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
on some deleted poem
4 Aug 2002, 11:14 PM
You incredible, incredible cretin. OF COURSE I'M ABUSING ENGLISH. THIS IS INTENTIONAL. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK, THAT I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS WRITING IN CORRECT ENGLISH?
You and razorgrin could form the official "Wry D&D Poetry" club. Speaking of razorgrin, razorgrin, just what the fuck do you think you're doing writing a sentimental bullshit love poem after all those criticisms you made of other sentimental bullshit love poems? I suppose sentimental bullshit love poems seem less like sentimental bullshit when you're the one who's written them.
on The King's Assassin by Twisted Wizard
5 Aug 2002, 12:18 AM
Only because it says "I do confide", like that metallica song that says "in her I do confide". wherever I may roam prob ably.
on My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z
5 Aug 2002, 4:25 AM
Prince Arthas is a dweeb. He completely ruins the game. His only skill is thinking he is smooth. I'll show him smooth.
on Reality by ThoughtfulSoul
5 Aug 2002, 7:54 AM
Of course there is a God! His name is Jesu and the reason why your life is so crappy is that he's punishing you for being sinful and for being a Doubting-Thomas. I have a splendid life! I am wealthy and proud, e'ery night I dine excellently and I have many butlers. I am a Gentleman. You, Sir, are naughty!
on Existence by ThoughtfulSoul
5 Aug 2002, 8:11 AM
"To exists where you don't want to/Is like not existing at all" ... is it? No really. Think about it. Is it? Of course it fucking isn't. "But to exist where you want to and/not to be wanted/Is like not existing at all" ... Look. I could understand you writing complete nonsense if it was either humerous, poetic or won'drous in some other special way but this is just awful. It's not deep or wise. It's beak. You beak.