on asleep in the night by saylor3000
5 Jun 2004, 5:10 PM
Tug off again probably.
on paperclips by son of the moon
5 Jun 2004, 4:50 PM
Someone put them in the bin.
replying on Decks of Cards (So Long to the City) by wilco
5 Jun 2004, 4:40 PM
Your job is to act as on-board sex receptacle.
replying on Heaven Out Here by wilco
4 Jun 2004, 4:42 AM
Whether you are a Christian or not does not affect whether or not Christianity is true. electroman1979 thinks that Christianity is true, and according to Christianity the meaning of life is the same for everyone, regardless of whether or not they believe in Jesu. So you may call electroman1979 "shallow" for saying the purpose of your life is to wander around worshipping Jesu and begging His forgiveness whenever you blunder, but He's just being consistent with Christianity. Your comment therefore amounts to an accusation that all Christians are shallow, which by your standards would be just as shallow as electroman1979's accusation that you were shallow.
You should have just said Christians are thick because they don't believe in Muslim.
You should have just said Christians are thick because they don't believe in Muslim.
replying on The Folded Ways Your Eyes Cave by horus8
2 Jun 2004, 4:07 PM
And she gives one helluva prawnjob.
on flying into the storm by herbgirlofbirkenau
1 Jun 2004, 3:12 AM
I looked at my backside in the mirror: it was covered in prawns. When that happens you know it's time to put down the pogo stick and get the fuck out of Shrimpsville.
I'm Dick Bumston, P.I.
I'm Dick Bumston, P.I.
replying on Preacher Man by masticatedmess
1 Jun 2004, 2:53 AM
It's not an "inside joke". It's an extremely common, obvious and tedious piece of wordplay.
on Dave by DR Limerick
1 Jun 2004, 2:27 AM
replying on Should A Ramble Make Sense? by Blindpoetry
30 May 2004, 4:58 PM
No it isn't, you dunce. The site is poemeranker. A site devoted to the ranking of poemes. Any other activities are incidental, and frankly I think it's appalling that comments are allowed at all.
replying on The Devil's Desire by Amber
29 May 2004, 3:45 PM
Stop filling the recent comments page with colossal swathes of bunc'm.
replying on Horror Film by Jeremi B. Handrinos
28 May 2004, 2:02 AM
"I figure voicing my curiousity is a needed urge"
Your mouth is a cornucopia of plums.
Your mouth is a cornucopia of plums.
replying on The Babe in the Alligator Pajamas by caitydee
26 May 2004, 2:31 PM
lol
on The Babe in the Alligator Pajamas by caitydee
26 May 2004, 5:52 AM
That's right! Your life has utterly failed, so why not produce another miniature failure in an unbelievably misguided attempt to fix it? 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on Secada (Parody of sasha's lying vagina) by Bachus
24 May 2004, 4:00 PM
You missed a 'brown'. Otherwise this would have contained every single motif you've copied from -=Dark_Angel=- in the last 2 years.
replying on Whispers of the Night by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
24 May 2004, 1:21 AM
Thanks KittyKitty. At least someone appreciates work that comes from the heart. And you're absolutely right -- poetry is all about interpretations. I hope you were able look beyond the words in this piece, and perhaps gain a deeper insight into its true meaning. I'd be really grateful if you could tell me what my poeme means to you. And remember: there isn't necessarily a single right, wrong or meaningful answer. They're all part of life's brown tapestry. -10-
replying on The Winturd Tale of Sir Donald Nudesby by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
23 May 2004, 12:10 PM
I would have done, but you never gave me an answer or an email address.
replying on Reflections of the Living Dead by SomeKindofPoet
23 May 2004, 7:33 AM
I don't think you know how to construct prepositional phrases for "accuse". Great try though! -10-
on Loving You More Each Day by Katrina
23 May 2004, 5:14 AM
This is amazing... you must really know what its like to be in love when noone understands you... you put it so perfectly... dont listen to what anyone else tells you, you have a gift and you should never stop writing... 10...
replying on To Paint Acceptance by versus_u
23 May 2004, 5:11 AM
I agree... this made me feel so sad... you are so good at just painting pictures with words... i feel like you have touched my soul... even though i dont know who u are... simply beautiful... 10...
replying on Reflections of the Living Dead by SomeKindofPoet
23 May 2004, 4:54 AM
Look SomeKindofPoet, I don't know who you think you are, but I have an IQ of 98 (for which I have an official certificate) so I'm definitely not thick. Anything between 90 and 110 is well within the normal range, so how dare you accuse me of being narrow and poorly assumptive?