Please restate that in a way that makes sense.

You mean you think you're special.

Whereas you always sound like the boy who nobody loved, except his beautiful books of foreign languages, which he constantly blabber'd about to all who dared come near.

Am I to understand you still a teened-ager? Oh dear boy. Do you have the faintest idea of how old I am? When you look at the bags under my eyes, you can count the years in the soft, leathery folds; to count them all would take a lifetime in itself. When my used jodhpurs are incinerated and the foul smoke billows up into the evening sky, the very scent of Age seeps into every pore and crevice of the wretched, doomed butler-boy. And when the time comes that my bent, wither'd form can bear the weight of my colossal idiocy no longer, and the nursemaid drapes my bow'ls about the manor grounds as has been done since the days of my forefather's forefather's, then it will be as though an eternal brown night has descended upon the peasants who work the lands, for the impenetrable rope of my centuries-cured innards is as a slippery, stinking noose around the doomed village below.

And my shaving vest and my razor shall contain my life-essence, and they shall be passed on to my legions of bastard half-erect man-pigs, and my legacy will never die...

-10-

P.S. bow'ls

This isn't a court of law where arguments and rhetoric are all that matters, its a POETRY FORUM so can you please limit your comments to CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ONLY? Thanks, we appreciate it.

-10-

-no vote-

Can you spot the difference between a poeme that "contains emotions" and a 'poeme' that "occured during an emotional moment"? And what's this obsession with saying "bow'ls"? That is so immature, I swear. Your just angry that cuddlytiger didn't finish reading one of your poemes, and now your taking it out on one of hers, even though its a quite good poeme.

I think it's actually because your poemes are hefty satchels of shit, and he wants you to stop posting them.

I first encounter'd the word in 1998, when it was reported that George Michael had performed a lewd in a public outhouse. He was busted by the L.A.P.D during OPERATION LEWD RESOLVE.

Why wasn't I told that book was online? My copy has totally fallen apart.

Yes, every man dreams of a clingy emotional wreck who is utterly obsessed with them and writes unbelievably swollen poetry about them.

Ridiculous spelling of 'ridiculous'.

Poetry doesn't have to follow your fascist rules, Sasha.

You clearly put a great deal of thought into your votes, and I think that's very mature of you. Did you think you should give it a -9- as opposed to an -8- because it is a cut above the poemes you usually vote -8- on?

Did you think to yourself: "Yes, this is a good poeme, and I can relate to many of the mastakes it describes, but it just doesn't have that special something which all -10- poemes must have. So I'll give it a -9-"?

Because it is brimming with wisdom and beauty -10-