replying on The Ren (The magic in naming) by Bachus
17 Oct 2003, 2:21 PM
Oh man, you're really on fire tonight. Keep those "great" "sassy" comebacks coming!!!!1
on A Gentle Proffer by ARTIE
17 Oct 2003, 10:23 AM
lewd
on A Fine Day To Exit by OnTheOtherHand
17 Oct 2003, 9:53 AM
Atrocious use of "above" to rhyme with "love", but you redeemed yourself with the ace use of "grape" to rhyme with "escape".
on Faggots get what they deserve! by J.B. Manning
17 Oct 2003, 5:17 AM
If Jesu offered you the choice of being gay and having your ass sent to HELL, or of being gay and having your whole body sent to HELL, which would you choose, bearing in mind that walking around heaven without an ass would make you look extremely foolish? (2 marks)
on Bus Fare Home by peaceseeker
15 Oct 2003, 9:54 AM
"Masks of Superiority" - This title rings so true within my heart. How did you think of it??!
replying on An Ode to the cat fish head helmet on your penis by horus8
15 Oct 2003, 6:49 AM
But to berate a gentleman in a Wheeled-chair is the highest honour the Cad's Guild can bestow!
on Not On Your Nelly by Wobble McFly
14 Oct 2003, 1:49 PM
http://www.oxfordstudent.com/2001-02-22/ox2/2
You must be the one in the black jumper and pink lipstick. I do hope the Prosopography of Anglo-Saxon England Project is going well. Cheers. Yep. Cheers. Bye. Yep. Bye. You too. Cheers.
You must be the one in the black jumper and pink lipstick. I do hope the Prosopography of Anglo-Saxon England Project is going well. Cheers. Yep. Cheers. Bye. Yep. Bye. You too. Cheers.
replying on The spinning infirmary by INTRANSIT
14 Oct 2003, 10:40 AM
Have you heard horus8's solo acoustic version of The Crutchling?
http://www.gangbox.com/mp3/The%20Crutchl
http://www.gangbox.com/mp3/The%20Crutchl
on The spinning infirmary by INTRANSIT
14 Oct 2003, 10:04 AM
Who indeed? A startling, troubling, moving look at homelessness in the twenty-first century.
on Spread Deep in Fresh Meat by abecedarian
14 Oct 2003, 10:01 AM
If this is your attempt at death metal lyrics, it's shit.
replying on Ù
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14 Oct 2003, 9:53 AM
You're the one who's the major spaz. Unnnnnmmmmhh.
replying on The Pedagogue and his son by SupremeDreamer
14 Oct 2003, 4:08 AM
A further 3 clerical errors remain.
on Ù
صادر ÙÙسطÙÙÙØ© أ٠اÙاØتÙا٠by Wobble McFly
14 Oct 2003, 3:40 AM
**** POEMERANKER PLAGIARISM ALERT ****
on Why? by MercedezDream
13 Oct 2003, 9:49 AM
MEDIOCRITY CODE: B16040F1
replying on Sugar Daddy (Free Curse) by Pystal Cocaine swifter than You. by Bachus
13 Oct 2003, 6:27 AM
MEDIOCRE COMEBACKS 101
1. "Whatever you say chief"
2. "Get a life"
3. "Do you have a major lack of self esteem or what?"
1. "Whatever you say chief"
2. "Get a life"
3. "Do you have a major lack of self esteem or what?"
replying on Daddy's Little Girl by unknown
13 Oct 2003, 6:02 AM
Well that's a fucking surprise, isn't it? Especially when you consider the fact that you have the same IP address as the author, the same age, the same gender, and you both describe yourselves as "very laid back and open-minded" people. You are either the same person, or twins, or just very close friends. Did you really cry? I mean *REALLY*? You actually started crying when you read this piece? *ACTUALLY*? YOU DEFINITELY DID ACTUALLY START CRYING? (Before you answer, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that lying is a sin and Jesu will make you suffer like a dog if you tell a lie. Thanks) -10-
replying on My Angel's Suicide by Artemis745
13 Oct 2003, 6:01 AM
Angels aren't perfect, spaz master. Observe the following proofe, in the philosophical tradition of Anselm.
1. If "everything about angels is perfection", they have all perfections.
2. It is better to exist in reality than to exist in the imagination.
3. Therefore a being with all perfections must exist in reality.
4. Angels do not exist except in the imagination of deluded Christians and teenagers.
5. Therefore angels are not perfect.
6. Quod erat demonstrandum.
1. If "everything about angels is perfection", they have all perfections.
2. It is better to exist in reality than to exist in the imagination.
3. Therefore a being with all perfections must exist in reality.
4. Angels do not exist except in the imagination of deluded Christians and teenagers.
5. Therefore angels are not perfect.
6. Quod erat demonstrandum.
on My Angel's Suicide by Artemis745
13 Oct 2003, 5:56 AM
[_] AABB rhyming scheme
[_] About drugs
[X] About romantic love
[_] About writing
[X] About suicide or self-mutilation
[_] About the author's social pastimes
[_] Arbitrary indentation
[X] Arbitrary line breaks
[_] Autobiographical but written in the third person
[_] Clerical errors
[X] Clichéd imagery (gazing out of window, tears falling like rain)
[X] Clichéd rhymes (love/above, heart/apart)
[_] Clichéd angst words (putrid, wretched)
[_] Devoid of rhyme
[X] Devoid of other linguistic embellishments (alliteration, onomatopoeia)
[_] Devoid of other literary devices (simile, synaesthesia)
[X] Devoid of wondrous or fantastical imagery
[_] Ellipses used overabundantly
[_] Insipidly whimsical or zany
[_] Internet shorthand or emoticons
[_] Leaving rant
[_] Lower case only
[_] 'Lyrics'
[X] Melodramatic
[_] Naively religious or superstitious
[_] Obsessed with femininity
[_] Pointedly unanswered questions
[_] Rage against the machine
[X] Repetition of a word or phrase to the point of nausea
[_] Sanctimonious
[_] Self-obsessed
[X] Sentimental
[X] Smugly-named protagonist
[_] Thesaurophilia
[_] Untitled
[X] Vicarious wish fulfilment
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[_] About drugs
[X] About romantic love
[_] About writing
[X] About suicide or self-mutilation
[_] About the author's social pastimes
[_] Arbitrary indentation
[X] Arbitrary line breaks
[_] Autobiographical but written in the third person
[_] Clerical errors
[X] Clichéd imagery (gazing out of window, tears falling like rain)
[X] Clichéd rhymes (love/above, heart/apart)
[_] Clichéd angst words (putrid, wretched)
[_] Devoid of rhyme
[X] Devoid of other linguistic embellishments (alliteration, onomatopoeia)
[_] Devoid of other literary devices (simile, synaesthesia)
[X] Devoid of wondrous or fantastical imagery
[_] Ellipses used overabundantly
[_] Insipidly whimsical or zany
[_] Internet shorthand or emoticons
[_] Leaving rant
[_] Lower case only
[_] 'Lyrics'
[X] Melodramatic
[_] Naively religious or superstitious
[_] Obsessed with femininity
[_] Pointedly unanswered questions
[_] Rage against the machine
[X] Repetition of a word or phrase to the point of nausea
[_] Sanctimonious
[_] Self-obsessed
[X] Sentimental
[X] Smugly-named protagonist
[_] Thesaurophilia
[_] Untitled
[X] Vicarious wish fulfilment
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replying on A Countercultural Trip by peaceseeker
10 Oct 2003, 2:47 PM
yes but what you need is an ignorance license. I have just contacted the Federal Bureau of Stupidity and they inform me that your licence expired shortly after you accidentally stapled your tongue to a tramp's crapping arse.
"brownness" is a difficult word because one doesn't know whether pronounce it "brown ness" or "browness". In fact, it was for that very reason (the consecutive occurrence of the same consonant) that the world famous magician and entertainer Paul Daniels actually changed is first name from Ted to Paul. May I suggest you replace "brownness" with "brownliness"?