on i carry my midget wife by conny lingers
3 Feb 2021, 7:26 AM
Great
on the perils of internet dating by conny lingers
3 Feb 2021, 7:26 AM
Groovy
on Poemranker is Back! by Dovina
31 Dec 2020, 11:22 AM
Fucking useless
on The Symbol by Dovina
31 Dec 2020, 11:23 AM
Boring tripe.
on Limp Cock by Edna Sweetlove
3 Feb 2021, 7:28 AM
I know hoe you feel.
on Waking Up by Edna Sweetlove
3 Feb 2021, 7:30 AM
If she pissed too, that's a bonus.
on Recalling April 1st 2009 by Edna Sweetlove
3 Feb 2021, 7:31 AM
What a ducking gem
on Some die waiting, or laugh forgetting by Shardik
7 Oct 2007, 10:19 AM
I wept more at this than when I got my bollocks caught in my zip.
on A Kiss Beneath The Blossom Tree by Caducus
7 Oct 2007, 10:20 AM
How fucking sad.
on Rooster Rape by Dovina
8 Oct 2007, 6:55 AM
Fabulous first couplet rhyme! Henhouse and house! Genius! The rest of it is rubbish. The funniest thing since 9/11.
on 'Till Then by sliver
8 Oct 2007, 6:56 AM
Sentimental and sloppy in the extreme.
on Butterfield, Minn. Tommy's farm 1993 by Bachus
8 Oct 2007, 6:57 AM
Ungrammatical first stanza. You must have been off school the day they taught sentences.
on NIGHTMILK SUNBLOOD by horus8
8 Oct 2007, 6:58 AM
Longwinded.
on Thoughts Asunder by wilco
8 Oct 2007, 6:59 AM
Good last stanza. Best just to shag her and bugger off.
on Street Preacher by Dovina
31 Dec 2020, 11:24 AM
Dreary piffle. I could shit a better poem.
on Waking Up by Edna Sweetlove
31 Dec 2020, 11:26 AM
A work of great genius! I have often shat on a bedmate in my excitement on discovering they had 2 anuses.
on SNOGGO's Adolescent Adventure in Sidmouth by Edna Sweetlove
3 Feb 2021, 7:22 AM
I just reread this after 13 years. I like it.
on I'm a faggot by mrs smith
3 Feb 2021, 7:24 AM
Tasty.
on The Tale Of Marietta And The Hornbag Priest (v.1) by Edna Sweetlove
3 Feb 2021, 7:27 AM
Good one, Edna