replying on Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder? by Yardbird
12 Apr 2003, 12:16 PM
Sure thing, dude! I'd recommend some Benny Carter, but he's old enough to be my great-grandpappy, so you might not want to bother...
on Past by Dostoyevsky
8 Feb 2003, 10:48 AM
Pretentious shite. Well, at least I'm honest.
replying on Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) by Yardbird
24 Jan 2003, 12:55 PM
Trees with beards - pure genius! A tree with a beard CALLED Treebeard - fuckin' fantastic! Ents rock (or rather bark I guess, although people might get befuddled by the dog connotations...)!
replying on Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) by Yardbird
21 Jan 2003, 5:10 AM
No bones, huh? Maybe that's why you feel the need to give it one......bloody hippy....
replying on Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) by Yardbird
21 Jan 2003, 5:08 AM
Just because you want to bone it...
on -=Dark_Angel=- RAP by poemwanker
16 Jan 2003, 2:33 AM
Yeah, big it up, homiez...IT'S SHITE! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
NOUGHTS AND MORE NOUGHTS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
NOUGHTS AND MORE NOUGHTS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
replying on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
11 Jan 2003, 10:18 AM
Parsons? Firemen? Pirates? What is this, a 'Village People' reunion?!?!?
replying on I Had A Little Nut Tree by Yardbird
11 Jan 2003, 10:11 AM
Yeah! And while we're on a roll with this bout of Dark Angel-bashing, I'd also like to point out that he smells. So there.
replying on I Had A Little Nut Tree by Yardbird
11 Jan 2003, 10:04 AM
Whoah, nice pic! If you squint a little, it looks like Jennifer Love-Hewitt...
on Car Crashes by poemwanker
10 Jan 2003, 8:29 AM
Utter tripe. You need to be shot. Or worse.
replying on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird
1 Jan 2003, 1:05 PM
Oh, I wish....!
replying on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird
1 Jan 2003, 12:44 PM
Apologies. You're right - it does come as a bit out-of-the-blue. Point taken - I'll try and make amendments post haste.
replying on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird
28 Nov 2002, 5:37 AM
The elephant is crouching by bending its knees, which are high up the leg because of the hoof-like feet of the elephant. No knees are visible, and I only said they cannot jump. Did I say anything about them not crouching? Pay attention next time.
on The North Wind by Ranger
25 Nov 2002, 5:21 AM
DUDE! SWEET! 9 :)!
replying on Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 5:13 AM
Cheers for that, m8! :) 'Realistic potential' indeed! Next you'll be spouting on about 'the hypothetical viability of discoursing on the subject of one's cogitations' Where DO you learn all this bollocks?
replying on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 5:08 AM
BASTARD!! That's TWO typos now!!!!!
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 5:07 AM
Dude, you've got issues...
replying on Slow death by Blade
25 Nov 2002, 2:25 AM
It's all good!!!