on Wave to the starving children Miss Denmark. by horus8
25 Nov 2002, 2:04 AM
Very clever! 8 for your troubles, sir!
replying on Surreal... by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 2:01 AM
I don't like monkeys either. They smell.
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 1:57 AM
Read 'The Madness of King Yardbird' by -=Dark Angel=-, it's the biggest laugh I've had in ages!
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 1:11 AM
You've lost it, man...
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
24 Nov 2002, 1:00 PM
Relax, stay calm, don't get paranoid - it's not a reference to any of your submissions...
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
24 Nov 2002, 12:56 PM
Apparently so. They also have a law against midget-hurling, so I unfortunately can't give it a try (hope this clears that up, Baba Yaga!)...
replying on Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee... by Yardbird
23 Nov 2002, 11:12 AM
Curses! Foiled again! And I would have got away with it too, if it hadn't been for you pesky snooping kids...
replying on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird
23 Nov 2002, 10:49 AM
Calig? Damn! Take note, peeps - it should be spelt SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS. Sorry about that! Oh, and don't worry, Horus8, 'cos I hate that film too (Julie Andrews is too perky and optimistic to be a real person - she's probably a martian brain-eater...).
replying on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird
22 Nov 2002, 6:03 AM
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious...
on Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
22 Nov 2002, 5:36 AM
Fair to middling, with typos galore. 4, and see this as generosity, seeing as this beats your usual prattle.
on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
22 Nov 2002, 5:34 AM
Fairly good, if overblown and contrived in places. 5.
replying on Ten solid facts about -=Dark Angel=-, by his biggest palm frond, me. by horus8
22 Nov 2002, 5:33 AM
Sweet. I, er, wish you two the best of luck (?!?!?!). I don't know what you see in his poems, though - to me they're an affront to humanity.
replying on Ten solid facts about -=Dark Angel=-, by his biggest palm frond, me. by horus8
22 Nov 2002, 2:14 AM
Actually, this IS kind of funny, but I'm just perturbed by someone displaying an obsession for that wanker...
replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria
22 Nov 2002, 2:12 AM
Ah, yes, the perennial favourite - criticise someone else's comments because you've run out of comebacks. Oh, dear...
You evidently have a weak mind, partly due to the inane, juvenile scrawls you insist on polluting this site with, and partly because of the lack of charm, charisma, wit, even personality in your childish retort. Either this is just a facade, in which case you have a great future in comedy, or you really are the pathetic, mindless, bigoted simpleton your 'work' suggests. I'm going with the latter, and I pity you. No, seriously.
You evidently have a weak mind, partly due to the inane, juvenile scrawls you insist on polluting this site with, and partly because of the lack of charm, charisma, wit, even personality in your childish retort. Either this is just a facade, in which case you have a great future in comedy, or you really are the pathetic, mindless, bigoted simpleton your 'work' suggests. I'm going with the latter, and I pity you. No, seriously.
replying on Football by Tom Colebrooke
21 Nov 2002, 5:53 AM
Nicely done!
replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria
21 Nov 2002, 4:57 AM
Here's a good'un - what do you call an illiterate moron with the flair, wit and charisma of goat's piss? If nobody answered "Dark Angel" to that one I'd be much surprised...
replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria
21 Nov 2002, 4:54 AM
Dude...
replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria
21 Nov 2002, 4:54 AM
Egad! And I thought mine was small! The mind truly boggles...
replying on I'm a homicidal kind of guy (spoof of every 'down-home' song you've ever heard) by Yardbird
21 Nov 2002, 4:51 AM
You know your classics! Fan-bloody-tastic!!!! :)
replying on boy girl by little_angel_maria
21 Nov 2002, 2:45 AM
Oh, dear, it seems we are now dealing with the tired, juvenile routine of 'I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?'. If your pathetic attempts to subdue me weren't so weak and downright irritating (I've seen five-year-olds do better), they'd be almost (ALMOST, mind) funny. Good day to you, sir and take comfort in the fact that at least your life can only improve from this point on, 'cos I can't imagine how it could get any worse...