poemranker ::boy girl by little_angel_maria

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Free verse № 22841

boy girl

by little_angel_maria

Member since 2002 · Posted 28 Oct 2002 · 70 comments

This poem has been flagged as plagiarised.

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70 comments

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Oct-02/12:50 PM Reply
It sounds like you forgot the last line. May I suggest "moist plums"?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Oct-02/12:51 PM Reply
and 'scoots' to 'shows'.
[8] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Oct-02/2:35 PM Reply
What are you, some kind of serial pervert?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 28-Oct-02/2:44 PM Reply
Yes. I'm a serial pervert. You win the prize.
[8] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Oct-02/2:56 PM Reply
As my prize, then, can you this time tell me (or anyone else kind or naive enough) tell me what 'LOL' means. I'm at a loose end when it comes to dealing with text-talk or whatever it's called!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 28-Oct-02/5:33 PM Reply
Use your initiative, for fuck's sake. I searched for 'what does LOL mean' on Google and it came up with about a million results.
[8] <~> › Yardbird 28-Oct-02/5:38 PM Reply
don't listen to DA; by the way, he *loves* to be called that--it stands for... lousy on ludes...or was that laid over linguine...or lucid on lsd...i forget.
[8] Yardbird › <~> 29-Oct-02/2:07 AM Reply
Never mind - ta muchly, anyway! Oh, and DA can shut his/her mouth - either say something worth saying, or keep schtum, pal!
[n/a] little_angel_maria › Yardbird 29-Oct-02/2:28 AM Reply
thank you 'all oh and lol means loughs out loud :) laters hey what are you people saying baout bitchslapping oh and im not 14 im 15 lol
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › little_angel_maria 29-Oct-02/5:48 AM Reply
Yes, 'tis used when the speaker is currently making an horrendous din with his trusty loofah.

Yardbird, please explain what your criteria are for a comment to be worthwhile. Personally, my criteria would rule out whining on and on about how you don't know the meaning of a certain acronym, when a web browser and roughly 1.6 seconds worth of effort would give you the answer. As such, you are a filthy cur.
[8] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 29-Oct-02/12:50 PM Reply
And you, sir, are a guttersnipe of the first order! How dare you mock one such as myself over such a piddling, trivial affair? Have at you!!!!!!!!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 29-Oct-02/4:03 PM Reply
Pfff. You couldn't wield a monocle if your Plumber's Circle membership depended on it.
[10] Blade › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 5-Nov-02/3:28 AM Reply
Cool poem maria oh and yardbird could kick the crap out of dark angel any day of the week
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Blade 5-Nov-02/5:10 AM Reply
Blade, the day you can manage to write properly is the day people will start to take you seriously. Right now your opinion means exactly dick to everyone except maria.
[10] Blade › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 7-Nov-02/2:24 AM Reply
Listen just because ive invaded your so called territory that is this site you have felt a need to slag everyone else off at every available oppertunity if your so called opinion meant as much as mine and everyone elses you would spend less time citisising for the sake of it and respect the way people express themselves!!! and i have many others on my side to back me up.
I dont expect you to like peoples poems but treat us all with respect!!!
[3] Tascobar › Blade 7-Nov-02/5:42 AM Reply
Someone get this man a dictionary - please. And grammar tuition would also not go amiss.
[8] Yardbird › Tascobar 11-Nov-02/1:57 AM Reply
Yup. Got that one right.
[n/a] -=SeTTle=- › Yardbird 19-Nov-02/10:07 PM Reply
LOOK HOW TINY MY BOX IS
[8] Yardbird › -=SeTTle=- 21-Nov-02/4:54 AM Reply
Egad! And I thought mine was small! The mind truly boggles...
[3] Tintagiles › Blade 7-Nov-02/9:43 AM Reply
With your comments and poetry, you have abdicated all right to respect.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Blade 7-Nov-02/11:39 AM Reply
Blade, you are both stupid and insane. Let's deal with your rant point by point, shall we?

1. What do you mean, my "so-called territory"? Not only have I never used the word "territory" on this site before now, I have also never said or implied that this site is "mine" in any sense, or said or implied anything about an invasion. Please stop trying to psychoanalyze me on the basis of things you've imagined.

2. I don't "slag everyone else off at every available opportunity". However, I SOMETIMES criticise and/or mock SOME people at SOME of the available opportunities. Your accusation applies better to you than to me.

3. What's all this ranting about opinion? Just calm down. Calm down. Really. You're wading into the middle of the discussion before it's even started. Nobody's said anything about the relative value of people's opinions. Stop using the phrase "so-called" until you learn what it means.

4. I don't criticise for the sake of it. I criticise because a) the objects of criticism are indisputably shit and b) it's funny when the people whose 'work' I criticise fly into a furious rage. Like you.

5. You don't have anyone on your side to back you up (well, except maria). And even if you did, so what? You are under the hideous delusion that there is some epic battle going on between me, and you and your army. There is not. You do not have an army. There is no battle. There is no spoon.

6. Stop talking about "respect". From the countless times I've heard people use this word, to "give someone respect" seems to mean to "not tell them something they might not like to hear". It's not a reasonable request.

Even if we were having a popularity contest, you'd find that by and large you're disliked more than I am. (For some reason, you also care whether you're liked and seem to find talking about poemeranker popularity interesting and important.) You might want to find a new line of argument to pursue.
[10] Blade › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Nov-02/1:57 AM Reply
IM sorry i obviously too stupid to understand your comments aside from the fact your just spouting a load of contrived bollocks. I also have mentioned nothing about a "war" between you and me its just you are a rather unpleasent and antisocial person who seems to find critisism for the sake of it boosts their own petty ego! oh and take off the trench coat and put the shades down yor not neo so grow up!
[8] Yardbird › Blade 11-Nov-02/2:00 AM Reply
Both of you are sad pseudo-matrix yuppies with no literary skill, so you can jack each other off, for all I care.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 20-Nov-02/9:37 AM Reply
WELL IT'S A GOOD THING NOBODY ASKED YOU THEN, ISN'T IT? Also, in future you should probably learn what words mean before you use them.
[8] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Nov-02/2:45 AM Reply
Oh, dear, it seems we are now dealing with the tired, juvenile routine of 'I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?'. If your pathetic attempts to subdue me weren't so weak and downright irritating (I've seen five-year-olds do better), they'd be almost (ALMOST, mind) funny. Good day to you, sir and take comfort in the fact that at least your life can only improve from this point on, 'cos I can't imagine how it could get any worse...
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 21-Nov-02/8:00 AM Reply
My pathetic attempts to subdue you? Bahahahahaha. Honestly, Yardbird, it's almost like you've never had an argument before. You have no style.
[8] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Nov-02/2:12 AM Reply
Ah, yes, the perennial favourite - criticise someone else's comments because you've run out of comebacks. Oh, dear...
You evidently have a weak mind, partly due to the inane, juvenile scrawls you insist on polluting this site with, and partly because of the lack of charm, charisma, wit, even personality in your childish retort. Either this is just a facade, in which case you have a great future in comedy, or you really are the pathetic, mindless, bigoted simpleton your 'work' suggests. I'm going with the latter, and I pity you. No, seriously.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Blade 20-Nov-02/9:36 AM Reply
Blade,

How can you be so devoid of irony-detecting ability? How? HOW?????????????? YOU'RE HURTING THE REST OF THE PLANET WITH YOUR CONTINUED BEING.
[4] The Eskimo King › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Nov-02/1:58 AM Reply
You fucking dick! you fucking talk about repect! your hardly showing your fellow poets any respect, i oughtta go round there and beat the crap outta you. Go on where do you live so i can beat the living crap out of you, you mother-fucking bitch-whore!
I hate people with your kind of attitude, you oughtta be locked up you fucking prick! Why don't you write a GOOD poem, i've read some of your crap, shit-4-brains! Leave my bud alone before i get really heavy on you, wanker!
Thats all
Regards
The Eskimo King
[10] Blade › The Eskimo King 11-Nov-02/1:59 AM Reply
Cheers bud
[8] Yardbird › Blade 11-Nov-02/2:01 AM Reply
True, true (hey, what else was there to add?).
[10] Blade › Yardbird 11-Nov-02/2:03 AM Reply
Rich piss off and leave me alone
[8] Yardbird › Blade 11-Nov-02/2:07 AM Reply
No way, man - I'm enjoying this far too much!!!
[n/a] -=SeTTle=- › Yardbird 19-Nov-02/10:10 PM Reply
WHAT DO WOODY ALLEN AND KODAK FILM HAVE IN COMMON? A (TINY) YELLOW BOX
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › -=SeTTle=- 20-Nov-02/9:38 AM Reply
Q: WHAT DO DAVID BECKHAM AND ROLEX WATCHES HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY BOTH COME IN POSH BOXES.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[8] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Nov-02/4:57 AM Reply
Here's a good'un - what do you call an illiterate moron with the flair, wit and charisma of goat's piss? If nobody answered "Dark Angel" to that one I'd be much surprised...
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 21-Nov-02/7:52 AM Reply
Goodness. You certainly do carry a grudge. I think you can be my new Poetie.
[n/a] -=SeTTle=- › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 19-Nov-02/10:08 PM Reply
LOOK AT MY TINY WHITE BOX
[8] <~> › -=SeTTle=- 20-Nov-02/9:43 AM Reply
it's so tiny i can't see it
[8] horus8 › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Nov-02/10:17 AM Reply
once again lord caddington (the darkest angel alive) spins ballarina like 'pon his heel to deliver a crushing blow from his rhinestone encrusted pink gauntlet. 'grasshen' goes toppling end over end landing on a display of stanley tape measures near the return isle. no receipt, no return.(he called me your sycophant[yardtard]i've decided to make him my next project, i doubt that you mind...me moving off of you and onto him) pfff.
[n/a] little_angel_maria › horus8 22-Nov-02/2:12 PM Reply
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE WHY ARE YOU ALL ON BLADE'S BACK?CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? LEAVE BLADE ALONE HES DONE JACK TO ALL OF YOU DARK ANGEL UR JUST PISSED AT THE FACT THAT BLADE IS WAY COOLER THYAN YOU GOD DARK ANGEL GET OVER YOURSELF LOOK ATYOURSELF TALK RUBBISH YOU SOUND LIKE A FOUR YEAR OLD BIG UP MY BOY BLADE *HUGZ* ANYWAYZ DARK ANGEL U GOT A PROBLEM U COME TO ME AIGHT OH AND UR JOKES YES THEY'RE POINTLESS DO YOU SEE ME LAUGHING@?OOMG ANSWER IS NO!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › little_angel_maria 22-Nov-02/3:32 PM Reply
what
[n/a] little_angel_maria › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 7-Dec-02/5:59 AM Reply
are u being rude to blade?
[n/a] Another Bobjim?!?! › little_angel_maria 4-Jan-03/1:15 PM Reply
She is so going to kick your ass.
[n/a] little_angel_maria › Another Bobjim?!?! 7-Jan-03/7:51 PM Reply
THAT WOULD CERTAINLY BE A YES BLADES MY MATE SO DONT MESS WITH HIM
[n/a] razorgrin 28-Oct-02/1:11 PM Reply
I agree with Dark Angel on this one.
[8] <~> 28-Oct-02/1:23 PM Reply
maria, this is so far beyond the other stuff you have posted in quality as to be unreal. lose the 'scoots.' though. other than that, this is great. you conveyed a vivd picture of a moment succintly. nice job.
[8] Yardbird 28-Oct-02/2:37 PM Reply
Clever layout and succinctly put. I agree with zzinnia66, this is one of your best. Good stuff! :)
[8] horus8 28-Oct-02/2:50 PM Reply
well i guess, i'm going to give up cussing now, and drink a glass of insta-mature(cuz i'm hurting all of the sensitive poets feelings, and so on "reala poetas" deserve more appropriate and positive criticism)...there.better. FUCK! burnt my tongue..umm.great layout yeah..tricky. clever. deep.yeah.
p.s for those of you who need to know the real truth behind anothers feelings about your work, go fucking read it to your shrink or your priest, but don't expect to put fucking trash up in front of someone who takes poetry mucho serioso (like me and darkangle and lonedisco29.5, and not get bitch slapped) i hope i make you cry, and your dad and your boyfriend come And beat me up..cuz i'm fucken ready beeatch, and i got a set of tube steak glow in the dark helmets for the lot of you. whose your daddy now? oh nice poem. really 8.
[8] <~> › horus8 28-Oct-02/5:11 PM Reply
h-- i dyed my hair red today. you want a bitch slap? maria's only 14; i'm a little more and then some. and i'm red again, so get the fuck out the way. there is a power in red hair that i need right now. ask mrs.g. has she red? has she ever? what a goddess-trip it is. esp. long red hair. damn. still want a bitch slap? come on, von trapp... i am a reala poeta...and my aim is true
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › <~> 29-Oct-02/1:26 PM Reply
no. her hair is black, well last time i saw her it was..she might of changed it to red..i'll call and check, but it's only been a week since i've seen her...you just never know with these intellectually saturized goddess types. except you do know don't you? i love it done there d.a's lawn darting the yardbirds. he is so proficient, and stuffy..and dashing! did he fire his servant again for eating the bbqued cornuts in the pantry?
[8] <~> › <{Baba^Yaga}> 29-Oct-02/1:42 PM Reply
i think he fired him this time for bbq-ing HIS nuts (and eating them in the pantry)
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › <~> 29-Oct-02/4:10 PM Reply
I did not. They were fired for "EATING THE PLOUGHMAN'S LUNCH".
[n/a] god'swife › <{Baba^Yaga}> 29-Oct-02/3:42 PM Reply
Black as the blackest heart.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › god'swife 29-Oct-02/4:09 PM Reply
Occam's razor says you, horus8 and zzinnia are all aspects of a computer simulation.
[n/a] god'swife › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 29-Oct-02/11:29 PM Reply
Oh baby, I'd like to simulate your computer. Bring Occam along. We can use his razor to shave each others eyebrows.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › god'swife 29-Oct-02/11:37 PM Reply
Worst innuendo ever.
[n/a] god'swife › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 30-Oct-02/7:37 AM Reply
Oh come on, it made you laugh, didn't it? Just a little?
[8] Christof › god'swife 30-Oct-02/7:50 AM Reply
I thought it was funny-ish. Definitely.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › god'swife 30-Oct-02/9:07 AM Reply
Honestly, no. It wasn't crude enough to be absurd, nor witty enough to be delightful. Or something.
[n/a] -=SeTTle=- › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 19-Nov-02/10:05 PM Reply
FAG FAGGOTY MCFUCKFACE FUCKING GAY DICKLICKING COCK ASS ARAB STAPPING COCAINE FUELED MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING ASS GROPING MICHAEL HUTCHENCE PINATA...SOMETHING (STRIKING A VAUDVILLIAN POSE THAT SAYS "TA-DAH" AND "TRUST ME IT'S FUNNY")
[8] Yardbird › -=SeTTle=- 21-Nov-02/4:54 AM Reply
Dude...
[8] Christof 30-Oct-02/1:26 AM Reply
This is so much better than any of your other poems - it's sweet adn funny. maybe 'Dad shoots'? Then you get a rhyme with 'scoots' and cartoon violence at the same time.
[3] Tascobar 7-Nov-02/5:39 AM Reply
One of your better efforts. 3.
[10] Blade 11-Nov-02/1:59 AM Reply
Great poem maria
[2] cleverdevice 11-Nov-02/2:58 AM Reply
I've been told by Blade to support him on this one. Its true though, there isn't enough respect for one anothers work. Maybe we don't like it for one reason or another but its only an opinion and no-one can prove an opinion right or wrong. Ever. But yeah, go Blade. (You've mad her all self-defensive now with that ridiculously long numbered comment. Keep it up!)
[2] cleverdevice 11-Nov-02/3:01 AM Reply
When the dad comes does he actually 'come'? That makes it more meaningful probably.
[4] The Eskimo King 11-Nov-02/7:46 AM Reply
I am one of the random people arguing on this page, I just though I would let you know, since I am using this page, that your poem is seriously crap!!
[6] Goose 19-Nov-02/6:09 PM Reply
This is pretty cool....
[n/a] nentwined 24-Jun-08/12:08 PM Reply
This anonymously authored poem appears to be older than this poster.