replying on route nine by Bill Z Bub
5 Jun 2003, 8:26 AM
Mining pyrite from salt, thats me. Soothing blisters of synthesis walk on alkaline locks. Huh?
replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
4 Jun 2003, 4:48 PM
I woke up everyone in the house while laughing uncontrollably at your post. God bless you, Mr. <~>!
on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
4 Jun 2003, 4:44 PM
a breath of fresh air. No wait, it smells like FUCKING in here you perverted little weasel! 9.9
replying on alienheart by Bill Z Bub
4 Jun 2003, 4:33 PM
~squeeeeeeeeeek~
on Barometric pressure & true love (The prince of storms) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
4 Jun 2003, 3:20 PM
Fuck. Ten. Fuck! Son of a Fucking Goddamn Bitchprick! FUCKING TEN. I cry bullseye.
on There is no Happy Hour in Bakersfield, Ca. by horus8
31 May 2003, 7:07 PM
My sister-in-law is narcoleptic.
You sunuvagun. 10
You sunuvagun. 10
replying on Scarlet Letter by brokenheart
26 May 2003, 8:14 AM
If you must know, Sir, I am smoking an pipe, and sitting as an gentleman shoulde, reading the morning poste, and whipping my maidservant Babette for failing to provide me with my morning Brandy. Good day to you Sir!
replying on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub
24 May 2003, 8:59 PM
Well, it's a bit obscure compared to Star Wars, bud.
I like the word "shenanigan". It sounds Irish.
I like the word "shenanigan". It sounds Irish.
replying on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub
24 May 2003, 8:51 PM
Lucy, you have some 'splaining to do!
replying on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub
24 May 2003, 8:42 PM
I guess I need to buy some lifts, 'cause that went right over my head. Eleanor?
replying on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub
24 May 2003, 8:38 PM
My, how you've grown!
Whoever just voted, please do so again, as I had one small edit to make. All done now.
Whoever just voted, please do so again, as I had one small edit to make. All done now.
replying on the midget of humiliation by Bill Z Bub
24 May 2003, 8:35 PM
Try this on for size. Okay, so it's really two separate poems squashed together. So What! I don't need your attitude mister! And furthermore, this poem was chosen to be published in "Butt Lust" magazine! So there!
on Scarlet Letter by brokenheart
24 May 2003, 8:24 PM
Wecome,
to Poemranker Island!
*sets up chair, sits down to wait for -=Dark_Angel=-
"Ze prawne, boss!"
"SHUT UP!"
to Poemranker Island!
*sets up chair, sits down to wait for -=Dark_Angel=-
"Ze prawne, boss!"
"SHUT UP!"
on The Best This Dream Can Offer by Deborah Carter
24 May 2003, 8:03 PM
Welcome to Poemranker. I am your host, William Zanzibar Bubbington III.
"Boss, boss, ze prawne! Ze prawne!"
Okay, I'm not really your host. I'm just a bored regular. Are you a singer/songwriter?
"Boss, boss, ze prawne! Ze prawne!"
Okay, I'm not really your host. I'm just a bored regular. Are you a singer/songwriter?
on Dimestore Angel by Deborah Carter
24 May 2003, 8:00 PM
Bill Murray?!
I loved him in "Groundhog Day"!
This lyric reminds me of something that might be sung by Sheryl Crow or Joan Osborne or somebody.
I loved him in "Groundhog Day"!
This lyric reminds me of something that might be sung by Sheryl Crow or Joan Osborne or somebody.
on Theology by dougsoderstrom
23 May 2003, 6:57 PM
For spamming I give you a zero. And I didn't read your poem either.
on Theology by dougsoderstrom
23 May 2003, 6:57 PM
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
on Keanu Vs The mystery of life by Shardik
23 May 2003, 10:08 AM
The question before you is, do you rate the poem high or low? Zero or Ten? The thing of it is, though: the choice has already been made for you. You just have to understand WHY you will make that choice.
In conclusion, Monica Belucci has nice cleavage and I TOOK THE PURPLE PILL!
Sincerely,
Mr. Anderson
In conclusion, Monica Belucci has nice cleavage and I TOOK THE PURPLE PILL!
Sincerely,
Mr. Anderson
on time weights by brazen
23 May 2003, 12:57 AM
Very cerebral. But also vague and unclear to me.
For example:
"a passing
between the deeds undone
and the tasks left at hand"
Aren't the deeds undone also the deeds left to do, or in other words the tasks left at hand? They seem to be the exact same thing.
For example:
"a passing
between the deeds undone
and the tasks left at hand"
Aren't the deeds undone also the deeds left to do, or in other words the tasks left at hand? They seem to be the exact same thing.
on My girl by simone_girard
23 May 2003, 12:49 AM
Sorry, but this is just bad. Insipid and cliche. And it should be "you're precious", not "your precious", unless you're Gollum.
Where is it being published? Christian Women's Daily Affirmations Newsletter? Also, if you're talking about God, you should capitalize Lord.
(I learned SOMEthing in Sunday school)
The Lord above knows that I try not to be mean to the innocent, but this is the wrong "sight" for this kind of simple righteous Christian Inspirational greeting card stuff.
Unless you like to throw bloody meat to the wolves.
Where is it being published? Christian Women's Daily Affirmations Newsletter? Also, if you're talking about God, you should capitalize Lord.
(I learned SOMEthing in Sunday school)
The Lord above knows that I try not to be mean to the innocent, but this is the wrong "sight" for this kind of simple righteous Christian Inspirational greeting card stuff.
Unless you like to throw bloody meat to the wolves.