on Tennesee Waterfall by razorgrin
22 Aug 2002, 6:42 AM
why thank you.
on seven rings by memorybabe
22 Aug 2002, 6:41 AM
I was hloping this would be about Lord of the Rings. I'm disappointed.
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
22 Aug 2002, 6:18 AM
Glad my rants are appreciated.Genitals with genders are scary. "Oh my gawd, my dick has a clit!"
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 3:23 PM
Gadzooks, can't we all agree that Aragorn is totally sweet and be done with it. As for the "little" comment, god's wife, though I cannot speak for the others, Shin-bojangles doesn't fit on that list.
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 2:41 PM
God's wife: lighten the fuck up. cocks are nice, cocks are useful. Saying that people are "penis-bearers" as an insult is just as idioitic and backwards as calling you a stupid, bigoted cunt. I am calling you the first two. You make all feminism look bad.
on Sexxodus by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 2:35 PM
Oy! not all feminists are as dull as that last comment may suggest.
on Sexxodus by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 2:10 PM
Oh the naughty things i will do to you, Shin sweetie. I LOVE this one.
on The Only Solution by Angelofpain25
21 Aug 2002, 2:09 PM
just kill yourself and spare us your angst. No one will miss you. Not even your cat.
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 2:06 PM
YES, doddammit. and pointy. and skinny. Elves=hot.
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 1:59 PM
But they're so hot..
on The Confession by [mojo]
21 Aug 2002, 1:57 PM
that is fucking amazing!
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 1:53 PM
Totally sweet. Legolas is prettier, but Aragorn....
on Secret, Admirer by <~>
20 Aug 2002, 9:31 AM
I think it's gorgeous. The fact that you used the word "fecund" and used it well puts me in twinkly awe. Final product or not, it's great. Suggestions? ummm, in the first line of the second to last verse, there's a typo. Wish I could help more.
on In Debt by talking_goldfish
20 Aug 2002, 9:02 AM
pheh. Makes more of an argument against love, really.
on Few Too Little by talking_goldfish
20 Aug 2002, 9:00 AM
Dumb yanks. I'd say something to the effect of "Don't mind them, they're still mad from when we burned down the white house", but the poem just isn't that great. Still, "dumb yanks".
on Belongings by Christof
20 Aug 2002, 7:05 AM
That's nice. I like it and I like schnapps.
on Devil, BEWARE!!! by gay
19 Aug 2002, 1:17 PM
New levels of something....not quite sure what the something is. Learn to spell, god damn you!
on Just Another Day by dougsoderstrom
17 Aug 2002, 3:48 PM
this is nice. I like it. Why the copyrights, though?
on tears beyond hope by Mystifying
17 Aug 2002, 12:46 PM
But what about htose other great words:"alot" (spelled as one word)and the endearment "Baby"? They deserve "laughed till I peed then booted the author in the buttocks" award too. "alls" is fantastic. i sport publik edekashun..
Sexxodus, but fun nonetheless.