on some deleted poem
3 Jul 2003, 12:30 PM
Phewww. Indeed.
on I wanna convert him by GAY AS FU*K
2 Jul 2003, 12:34 PM
Yip yip.
on On Leaving an Awful Pub Job by razorgrin
7 Jul 2003, 9:54 PM
That's what I'm saying sweet cheecks.
on Extra Strength Tylenol by DurtKL
7 Jul 2003, 10:57 PM
I just read the comments to this poem, and did I ever laugh, good Christ, we are a sad bunch.lol.
on Repine by Owner of the Sky
7 Jul 2003, 11:10 PM
Well, you would know. You own it.
on My Heart's Not Built Like That by Owner of the Sky
7 Jul 2003, 11:24 PM
Lovely.
on In Loving Memory of Myself by Owner of the Sky
7 Jul 2003, 11:26 PM
A vibrator and a Von treirs movie might have saved your life.
on To be titled by Horus8(Craft's Service) by thepinkbunnyofdoom
6 Jul 2003, 9:11 PM
I would call it "Craft's Service" and try not to hang out there through the course of the shoot. (movie lingo)
on some deleted poem
6 Jul 2003, 6:33 PM
lol! Bananna madness!
on One Lump Or Two? by OneFingerAnswer
6 Jul 2003, 7:09 PM
You're improving at these. Steady as she goes.
on Priceless Moment by thepinkbunnyofdoom
6 Jul 2003, 10:17 PM
When you fuck up a haiku, they roll out the red carpet. Great Christ in Saucer, abandon ship, he's never seeen an abacus.
on some deleted poem
3 Jul 2003, 1:50 PM
Doug, have you been being naughty toady?
on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 12:51 PM
I see you people have been duped, by Loki, again. Shame on the lot of you. Poor Cadacus even E-mailed me this morning to query as to why I thought he was a cunt this time. Let's all grow up a bit shall we? We all know how smart our dear Settle is here at poemcranker, so let's not all blow him at once, okay. It looks revolting. And I, for one, believe -=Bark_Bagel=- was absolutely right when he said, "maturity is more than Blee it's Blargh and poets everywhere should blingo on it's chin and get to know it, inside of their soles and harts." You know what I mean people? Good grief, get a fuckin' hold of yourselves. You all make me sick. Now then, back to my mature poetry. Oh, Happy $th of $uly. Sheep.
on Orbiting Venus by scitz
2 Jul 2003, 1:00 PM
Lesbian.
One thing
Lark's
One thing
Lark's
on Caesar and the Giant. (revised) by SupremeDreamer
2 Jul 2003, 12:52 PM
I'm actually having Settle as a house guest for a bit this Summer, and am very much looking forward to it. I believe the smells from my kitchen will be exstatic & the smells from the el bano to be muy enfermo. We are planning to collide a remote controled jet full of C4 into the engine of a taking off airplane at some major airport, and then, for lunch we were going to put a CO2 Sars mix of gas into the Mcdonalds soda fountain dispenser. Then we were going to go to the Mustang ranch and give all of the hotties AIDS in their moufs and muffs and maybe up their nose, but we will definitely be urinating everywhere always. Nice poem. Nice style flex.
on some deleted poem
3 Jul 2003, 1:01 PM
Quit stroking that small dog and put your pipe out tart. Notice that I have 1 user name using my real name Jeremi B. Handrinos... See that? Good, now every other derivitive of that on this sight? Aren't me. LOL! Isn't that FUNNY! Now, that means Hand, Tanya handrinos, Jeremi, Jeremi B handrinos, Jeremi Handrinos, tanhand, and who the fuck else knows are not me, so you're barking up the wrong tree Limey, go fuck a pine cone and take your dog for a walk, but don't try to get CRAFTY on me with your dictionary today, I'm not in the mood, and will embarrass you at the drop of a dime, much more than Settle did, Stefan. So go be a good boy and take a closer look at your work... It's shit, really, I'm sorry, but you can't write, don't take it personally, but you're lipreading in your bathroom mirror, not impressing me by a long shot. Keep trying though and maybe it'll happen for you.
on some deleted poem
3 Jul 2003, 1:57 PM
Funny, yes, we are all slaves to the grind, or liberated through it.
on Poem Ranker by abecedarian
3 Jul 2003, 1:53 PM
Perhaps he was smoking his sox, or sic with the pox?
on Erotic Crossroad in my Dream: So I Cream Into Me Panties by Luzr
2 Jul 2003, 12:57 PM
Poopoo?
on To be titled by Horus8(Craft's Service) by thepinkbunnyofdoom
6 Jul 2003, 8:13 PM
When did you all of a sudden get crafty?