replying on A Quick Lick Of Yellow by Jeremi B. Handrinos
6 Apr 2004, 4:41 PM
Yummy.
replying on A Quick Lick Of Yellow by Jeremi B. Handrinos
6 Apr 2004, 1:58 PM
Up to their necks in bullshit like the lot of us more than likely.
replying on The Motherfuckers and The Mystery of Life by Jeremi B. Handrinos
20 Feb 2004, 10:37 PM
Really, fascinating, where were we?
replying on The Motherfuckers and The Mystery of Life by Jeremi B. Handrinos
20 Feb 2004, 9:12 PM
Cross back to what? Have we clinked glasses before?
on Quest! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
20 Feb 2004, 7:13 PM
Dave, the only thing mysterious about you is how your bike hasn't exploded yet spraying speckled bananna seat all about the park trail.
on Saying of Love by UrbaneSavvy
20 Feb 2004, 6:56 PM
I bet you think you're heaven bound?
replying on My happy warm faith poem by Jeremi B. Handrinos
27 Jan 2004, 6:20 PM
Please don't correct my poetry... I'm really uninterested in your opinion to be frank.
on So Much**coment this sucks. I want to make it better by Freethinker1602
27 Jan 2004, 12:05 PM
Well... that was an exploding lukewarm dildo.
replying on Bloom Inside by hatedestruction
27 Jan 2004, 12:02 PM
Impressive. Reminds me of the time me and Sammy no teeth robbed the 7 eleven in Dog town with styrofoam penises and reversed hospital gowns. Fortunately for us Sammy was nabbed and not myself, being a notorious fink, but illeterate, Sammy performed a vivid recreation of the event using the game charades, but not being able to pronounce very many constanents or spell, he merely succeeded in turning himself in for the death of Hoffa and Kennedy, sammy to this day is amazed by the event, especially at how he had "cosmically channeled" the authorities to Hoffa (he was found still living actually working in drag in bangcock, out on 'front' for a Canadien Dental group he owed a favour to) now Sammy works for the psychic hotline and is a blowjob specialist at Tahachipe fire camp in Pompei. Me? I'm still carrying jesus around during the day.
replying on Reconstruction by andrewjthomas
26 Jan 2004, 5:46 PM
Finger banging causes gardenerella, I know, my mustache is green.
on New commandments by little_big_nose
11 Jan 2004, 10:29 PM
"Tho"? What are you stupid? The word is 'thou' you fucking ass. You should paint ball the inside of your mouth you fucking daft tit.
replying on Prepropositioned pudding by Jeremi B. Handrinos
11 Jan 2004, 10:24 PM
You are aware that those big words I threw in there aren't real words at all correct? How they convinced you that they were is why I have them there. Sucker.
replying on Prepropositioned pudding by Jeremi B. Handrinos
11 Jan 2004, 8:31 PM
Excuse me? Ha ha ha... no not quite, but if that helps you sleep at night then hug onto it by all means lol. Big words? You mean the words I invented that don't exist? Idiot.
replying on Prepropositioned pudding by Jeremi B. Handrinos
11 Jan 2004, 8:23 PM
Just admit it? You're a simpleton.
replying on secert love by crwncka1
24 Dec 2003, 12:12 PM
That sounded funny coming out of a bill. lol.
on Paint Remover by Samantha
20 Dec 2003, 12:35 PM
I often find running over something at a high rate of speed alleviates this sort of tension.
on Modern Man by ShaNoN+960317485
20 Dec 2003, 12:29 PM
What truly impressed me about this poem was my inability to even get through the first line, bravo brilliant.
replying on A pinch from the snuff box by Jeremi B. Handrinos
15 Dec 2003, 8:30 PM
Are you telling me a woman with a penis isn't original?