replying on Can you believe this piece of shit was #1? by horus8
10 Aug 2003, 2:50 PM
It's not the first time I've been rejected. I've been rejected everywhere twice. Granted not by huge publishers, or on a top dollar level, but all the same, some very reputable literary mags. I hardly raised a stink about The NFG turn down, and naturally did not incluse Z, she's been nothing but cool to me. The truth of the matter is I detest everything, and will use any subject or opportunity to stretch my craft whether it's you, Mrs. Cornsoul, harper's Bazaroprobono, ticks, rottenfish, soup, murder, pollen, Voyeurism, Bochilism, Niggers, triggers, bats, rats, mom, dad, murder, Elton John. It doesn't matter. I'll attack anything randomly, or defend something whole heartedly, but when i'm provoked I have trouble stopping, until the deal is closed. Nine inch nailed, over, kaput, finet. For christ sake I write about smurfs, prostitution, and abandonment? Don't confuse me typing out a few small comments to mean I'm in some kind of denial? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHY! WHY? SWEET LORD CAN'T I SCORE A GIG AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. DIE YOU NFG DOGS DIEEEEEEEE! HOW DARE YOU DENY MY TRITE GASSY ATTEMPTS AT CONVEYING MY LOVE FOR THE WORLD through verse ARGH, OH LORD, THE PAIN IS ALL AROUND. I better go burn a spoon and pick up my old lady at the chicken shack buy my son back from the pawn shop, and call it quits. THANKS P AND K! I NEED A LOT OF LUCK, and a cold hockeye puck for my failure to give a... Yep, poetry, wow, it's infinitely appliable everywhere. I feel like jack fucking Coolstow, in a glass bottomed ass wagon a drift on the Mediajew Sea. But lord knows I have hope, i mean dope. Did you know that in Reno there is a school called Swope? Weird... Jus weird wild stuff.
replying on Can you believe this piece of shit was #1? by horus8
10 Aug 2003, 2:26 PM
That was really cool Da, thanks, I needed that.
replying on Musings: Willow Sculpture by SupremeDreamer
10 Aug 2003, 12:02 PM
That's shooting for Uranus in a craft built currently for the moon, but a righteous goal none the less even if it's completely unfeasable.
on Angel by abecedarian
6 Aug 2003, 4:32 PM
Due to my condition. I must request you stop with this nonsense about cherubian intervention immediately.
on The Belgian Bookworm [revised] by DreamerSupreme
6 Aug 2003, 4:30 PM
"of ice colliding with glass
in that grapy ocean" I would consider rewording this with an emphasis on losing grapy and ocean.
"Your face would be in a book
as you slowly ate.
Michael Crichton, Dick Francis,
Clive Cussler, and Tom Clancy-
Just a few of your favorite authors
in your large library." Hee he, you are a riot! yes, the library... Sounds stocked from rafters to sagging bottom shelf with such power hitters as Sidney Sheldon and Dean Koontz with a dash of Ken Folliet. You are too cute.
Great title.
in that grapy ocean" I would consider rewording this with an emphasis on losing grapy and ocean.
"Your face would be in a book
as you slowly ate.
Michael Crichton, Dick Francis,
Clive Cussler, and Tom Clancy-
Just a few of your favorite authors
in your large library." Hee he, you are a riot! yes, the library... Sounds stocked from rafters to sagging bottom shelf with such power hitters as Sidney Sheldon and Dean Koontz with a dash of Ken Folliet. You are too cute.
Great title.
on letting off angry emotions by LosT SykoPath
5 Aug 2003, 10:36 PM
Murder is for the brave, knaive.
on Palm Field Park by SupremeDreamer
5 Aug 2003, 10:06 PM
Or back on.
on Summer by MaliqaTara
5 Aug 2003, 1:52 PM
This is such a great poem.
on Popularity by Ditchamal
5 Aug 2003, 12:45 PM
Neither, it's Stridex.
on Joe is Dead Now by Freethinker1602
5 Aug 2003, 11:56 AM
Seems like a cleaner edit.
on A parking lot, a smoke, and the pleasure of being alone by thepinkbunnyofdoom
5 Aug 2003, 11:52 AM
Your first statement is powerful, you need to have her with eyebrows and fourteen or twelve toes by the end, or you'll story will die, worthless. Once again your first line sets the pace, so deliver the goods that's what we're interested in. Why, How, who, where, we know when and who you are already, you mentioned ghost town so get there man.
on He's Dead You Bastards (for zzinia) by scitz
5 Aug 2003, 11:47 AM
"His girlfriend left him for some guy who could drive," Quite possibly the funniest line imaginable. But if you destroy the Angel, I'll have nothing to do?
on ooohhh...subs by Myte342
4 Aug 2003, 9:51 PM
You're an obvious "Lap snorkel".
replying on Retirement by Jeremi B. Handrinos
4 Aug 2003, 8:45 PM
Ha ha! You didn't even read the poem you twat... Ha, ha ha ha...
on Fish by http://findingwater
4 Aug 2003, 7:50 PM
Ha ha... So did my date. Her chest smelled of the Sea. Her trap of fish.
on Rainbows and fountains (pillow fights) by http://findingwater
4 Aug 2003, 7:32 PM
Did you get knocked the fuck out?
replying on A Reporters Saturday Headline Review by Don-Quixote
4 Aug 2003, 6:06 PM
If you google you will find it... If not it gets no freer than the public library
replying on Return to Darkness... by loneshadow29
4 Aug 2003, 6:03 PM
Would that said language be the language of love?
replying on A Reporters Saturday Headline Review by Don-Quixote
3 Aug 2003, 11:58 PM
Very good, now you're thinking. You will find that Manly P. Hall wrote an essay on the subject you might find very interesting. Then we may delve all that you wish. But my friend, rest in knowing you do have one, along with one of your parents, as do I.
on Return to Darkness... by loneshadow29
3 Aug 2003, 8:46 PM
Ah, yesss, pisss of mind.