replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 11:34 AM
Richard! lol. Dick.
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 11:33 AM
Yes, we would assume.
replying on Teen Hardcore by Johnnie Baptiste
2 Jul 2003, 9:35 PM
Perhaps his penis reached up out of self contained flat ware pants with a zipper made out of meteorite juice and shook some sense into him then whispered into his ear, "pee pee" and he went plum livid. That's the problem with wanking on poemranker, your wank gets a mind of it's own, and pulls a fast one on you.
replying on An enchillada called revenge! by horus8
2 Jul 2003, 5:18 PM
Yes, critically. I jerked off on her tits & she got pregnant. It cost me 350.00 and I just dropped her off and didn't come back. lol. Because, she talked so much shit it was just unbearable. I had a dream one night that she blackmailed me for everything everday for the rest of my life, and she did and would, a true Eve fucking Lilith with a carrot called the devil. I unfortunately was the carrot sadly eaten but gladly biodigradable.
on The Artists Creation by Kitch
2 Jul 2003, 5:06 PM
It's.
like "I love you"
hyenna might be two n's?
You're improving.
like "I love you"
hyenna might be two n's?
You're improving.
on Mistaken Battlefields by Brian Tiensvold
26 Jun 2003, 6:17 PM
Imagine someone reading this out loud with a lisp. lol.
on i gotta sign by helpfulpoems
26 Jun 2003, 6:07 PM
F/u
on The Twenty-Fifth of Whenevber by OneFingerAnswer
26 Jun 2003, 6:05 PM
Geez man, don't be, so was I.
on Twenty Cigarette Burns Ago by DurtKL
24 Jun 2003, 11:11 PM
What, No Tylenol?
replying on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer
24 Jun 2003, 8:17 PM
Well, now that you mention that, go all the way to 666 and call it resurrecting Papan the redux.
replying on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer
24 Jun 2003, 8:14 PM
As in "A mature poet always checks his spelling, pro-bob-lee".
Aint that right.
Aint that right.
replying on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer
24 Jun 2003, 8:09 PM
Oops, you are getting rusty. You mean "probably".
replying on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer
24 Jun 2003, 8:05 PM
Very original question, wouldn't you?
replying on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer
24 Jun 2003, 5:16 PM
Yes, it is.
replying on Hot Potato by Shardik
18 Jun 2003, 10:55 PM
I see you're rather witty tonight. Have you seen the princess and the warrior? I'm both.
replying on Hot Potato by Shardik
18 Jun 2003, 10:00 PM
Is it effective?
on The truths of war by DeadtotheWorld
18 Jun 2003, 10:00 PM
Yes.
on Pleas Dont.. by MysticalRaven88
18 Jun 2003, 9:57 PM
How about a boiled potato at 87 mph right up the &^$%^.
on Should I Go? by RobinGayle
18 Jun 2003, 9:53 PM
Birth control is an option.
on Dare to Dream by Sterling5583
18 Jun 2003, 9:51 PM
Dare to dream!