on some deleted poem
9 Apr 2003, 1:28 PM
insomnia is often the result of the inability to comprehend what it is to have a soul. there is absolutely nothing that makes this poem worth existing. burn it and move on with your life. the sooner the better. and get some sleep you pseudo-insomniac pansy-ass fucktard. i'll give your memory a 1 for failing its attempt to murder your stupid, soul-less thoughts.
on great caesar's ghost by bondjedi
10 Apr 2003, 11:53 AM
ok, can i tell yours?
on My pimp's ceiling fan by Shardik
10 Apr 2003, 11:56 AM
you just smoked yourself retarded.
on Phalus by Bobjim_returns
9 Apr 2003, 12:47 PM
i give you a 4 on the dismount.
on The Sunset Blvd. Cabbage limericks by Shardik
10 Apr 2003, 12:01 PM
doesnt make any sense..hee haw. yes, hee haw indeed.
on Perversions 5: Kink vs. Mothra by razorgrin
9 Apr 2003, 12:49 PM
i give you a 10 for plagiarizing someone elses bad spelling. chump.
on some deleted poem
9 Apr 2003, 12:51 PM
what man bobs and coos? sounds like your lover is a fudge packer. i give you a 0 for not drowning.
on I Love My Socks by Bazilla
9 Apr 2003, 12:58 PM
lumpy doesnt rhyme with comfy. and you're a simpleton with a speech impediment and a sock fetish. you're gay and you're wrong for loving socks as much as you do. i'll tell you what you should do: go to a bar. get drunk. ask someone to take you home. demand sex and don't even mention your socks. dont even think to use them as a condom as i'm sure you would. i dont care how soft the tube sock is, latex works better. i give you a 2 for your psycho-sexual condition.
on some deleted poem
9 Apr 2003, 1:14 PM
are you trying to be funny? i couldn't quite finish this piece of shit as the second stanza made me lose the will to live. thank you for pointing out how pointless it all is. i'd give you a 0 for connecting subject to object but it's all poinless so i will be giving nothing at this time. chump.
on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
9 Apr 2003, 1:19 PM
you cock knocking fag! i give you a 3 for soiling my pants.
on some deleted poem
10 Apr 2003, 11:58 AM
capitalize your proper nouns, son! and steady as she blows. yar.
on "Dreams Come and Dreams Go" by Pooh_N_His_Honey
10 Apr 2003, 11:57 AM
this is not a limerick, nor worth finishing at that early realization, you putz.
on some deleted poem
10 Apr 2003, 11:55 AM
no flow, no go. please, no mo'!
on Weekend at the Taj by <~>
10 Apr 2003, 11:54 AM
get back on the meds, dude.
on I Am a Snob, or, 'A Definition' by JakeBike
10 Apr 2003, 11:50 AM
ew god damn why did you say live journal? my skin is crawling.
on Those Crazy's people in my brainsky by Shardik
10 Apr 2003, 11:49 AM
amungst? you're not from around here, are you...
on some deleted poem
10 Apr 2003, 11:48 AM
you'd do marriah carrey wouldnt you..
on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined
10 Apr 2003, 11:48 AM
quit swallowing your syllables and speak, dammit. the age of reason has long since past and your classical restraint is torturous to the romantic notions presented.
on The Reason by kalikopeli
10 Apr 2003, 11:42 AM
i'm crying.
on Household Sex Agents (tooles) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
10 Apr 2003, 12:00 PM
i give you a 10 for the buttfucking. this is a buttfucking awesome piece of shit, laddy.