on Household Sex Agents (tooles) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
10 Apr 2003, 12:00 PM
i give you a 10 for the buttfucking. this is a buttfucking awesome piece of shit, laddy.
on "Dreams Come and Dreams Go" by Pooh_N_His_Honey
10 Apr 2003, 11:57 AM
this is not a limerick, nor worth finishing at that early realization, you putz.
on My pimp's ceiling fan by Shardik
10 Apr 2003, 11:56 AM
you just smoked yourself retarded.
on Weekend at the Taj by <~>
10 Apr 2003, 11:54 AM
get back on the meds, dude.
on great caesar's ghost by bondjedi
10 Apr 2003, 11:53 AM
ok, can i tell yours?
on I Am a Snob, or, 'A Definition' by JakeBike
10 Apr 2003, 11:50 AM
ew god damn why did you say live journal? my skin is crawling.
on Those Crazy's people in my brainsky by Shardik
10 Apr 2003, 11:49 AM
amungst? you're not from around here, are you...
on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined
10 Apr 2003, 11:48 AM
quit swallowing your syllables and speak, dammit. the age of reason has long since past and your classical restraint is torturous to the romantic notions presented.
on The Reason by kalikopeli
10 Apr 2003, 11:42 AM
i'm crying.
replying on two flies by suckmychucks
10 Apr 2003, 11:38 AM
fuck you pus licker.
replying on I Love My Socks by Bazilla
9 Apr 2003, 1:36 PM
i thought this was the asshole site. i look around and as far as the eye can see there is shite, holes of asses and bad poetry. so i thought i'd add my own shite, shake my own asshole in your general direction and celibrate bad poetry with you.
on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
9 Apr 2003, 1:19 PM
you cock knocking fag! i give you a 3 for soiling my pants.
on I Love My Socks by Bazilla
9 Apr 2003, 12:58 PM
lumpy doesnt rhyme with comfy. and you're a simpleton with a speech impediment and a sock fetish. you're gay and you're wrong for loving socks as much as you do. i'll tell you what you should do: go to a bar. get drunk. ask someone to take you home. demand sex and don't even mention your socks. dont even think to use them as a condom as i'm sure you would. i dont care how soft the tube sock is, latex works better. i give you a 2 for your psycho-sexual condition.
on Perversions 5: Kink vs. Mothra by razorgrin
9 Apr 2003, 12:49 PM
i give you a 10 for plagiarizing someone elses bad spelling. chump.
on Phalus by Bobjim_returns
9 Apr 2003, 12:47 PM
i give you a 4 on the dismount.
on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos
9 Apr 2003, 12:46 PM
the chiefs sucked so bad that they inspired you to write a poem about it? that's pretty bad, you pansy-ass-haiku lovin-kansas city chiefs hatin chump. i'll give you a 1 for writing your name.