replying on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit
24 Mar 2003, 10:39 AM
it was yoshimi who beat them and the pirates took credit. wayne told me so as he was licking my open wounds. make that 'gash'.
replying on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit
24 Mar 2003, 10:36 AM
shit. i knew it was something like that. now, if only i hadn't cut off my hands (at openwounds' suggestion last night...)
dammit!!! i am always a day late and an idea short. i need a man like you so bad i can taste it. come on down to xconnecticut so i can snap you in half.
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dammit!!! i am always a day late and an idea short. i need a man like you so bad i can taste it. come on down to xconnecticut so i can snap you in half.
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replying on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit
23 Mar 2003, 10:16 PM
p&k's not a girl--he just looks like one!@
replying on Shut Up by openwounds
23 Mar 2003, 9:41 PM
okay, i cede you that. but i don't understand your point here. and the apparent carelessness with which you have structured the verbage. i agree with p&k--this started of screaming with potential, but ended: definitely a rough draft.
replying on Shut Up by openwounds
23 Mar 2003, 9:26 PM
NEWSFLASH: this is not weird or ".. daring".
replying on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit
23 Mar 2003, 9:00 PM
hahaha! blondie!!!
(okay, well maybe if you used the batsignal, or called me on the batphone, but then you would have to let me in through the mansion, and i would have to slide down the pole!!!! and alfred would have to bring us scotch, neat, in oversized snifters!!! maybe, just maybe then i would. maybe i'd even wear my catwoman suit. rarrrr!) oh, but then i couldn't be 'pants-down' now could i????
(okay, well maybe if you used the batsignal, or called me on the batphone, but then you would have to let me in through the mansion, and i would have to slide down the pole!!!! and alfred would have to bring us scotch, neat, in oversized snifters!!! maybe, just maybe then i would. maybe i'd even wear my catwoman suit. rarrrr!) oh, but then i couldn't be 'pants-down' now could i????
replying on Easy Way Out by Blindproject217
23 Mar 2003, 8:51 PM
duh! it's about an born-again obese agora/lineophobic pig!
on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit
23 Mar 2003, 8:25 PM
you forgot the H2O purification tanks!!! damn it! why would anyone hole up with you?!!!
you're an athlete, not a survivor!
you're an athlete, not a survivor!
on As I went riding with Jeeves by bondjedi
23 Mar 2003, 8:23 PM
you know exactly what they mean!!!!
luv2write, please check out codependents anonymous. 12 steps never worked for me, but, what the hell, most people seem to get off on being addicted to something. and 'those rooms' are full of people who will listen with open ears as you spilll this sort of thing. honestly, where is your sense of self? do you really think like this?
oh, wait, i get it, it's a satire, and you're making fun of 12 steppers!!! in that case, schwing!!!!
oh, wait, i get it, it's a satire, and you're making fun of 12 steppers!!! in that case, schwing!!!!
replying on Gods Gift of Love by mckenzie
23 Mar 2003, 8:09 PM
1. i have never been kind to -=Dark_Angel=-
2. i have never been kind to you
3. therefore, you are equals on the ranker
4. you stated,"P.S. If I was in checkmate in a game of words I'd have to admit defeat or a third party would have to decare me defeated. Seeing as that hasn't happened(cause much as it may be hard for you to belive) I haven't been defeated."
5. i am not -=Dark_Angel=-; i haven't the genitalia for it, nor the propensity for bums he has.
6. i am not you
7. therefore, i am a third party, and by your own admission in #4, above, that makes you defeated if i declare it.
8. suck it!!!!!!
9. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
10. no, wait: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1
2. i have never been kind to you
3. therefore, you are equals on the ranker
4. you stated,"P.S. If I was in checkmate in a game of words I'd have to admit defeat or a third party would have to decare me defeated. Seeing as that hasn't happened(cause much as it may be hard for you to belive) I haven't been defeated."
5. i am not -=Dark_Angel=-; i haven't the genitalia for it, nor the propensity for bums he has.
6. i am not you
7. therefore, i am a third party, and by your own admission in #4, above, that makes you defeated if i declare it.
8. suck it!!!!!!
9. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
10. no, wait: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1
on Fleeting Fantasy by Sawa
23 Mar 2003, 8:03 PM
well, what a nice little can of worms you have here.
it's bitter withour being brutal; it uses a cliche here and there, but upends them.
but, somehow, i wanted you to act. you're still a victim, in this piece. stab, or walk, or something!
returning is no panacea: the poem, it dies.
it's bitter withour being brutal; it uses a cliche here and there, but upends them.
but, somehow, i wanted you to act. you're still a victim, in this piece. stab, or walk, or something!
returning is no panacea: the poem, it dies.
replying on Shut Up by openwounds
23 Mar 2003, 5:31 PM
ouch. you're not a nice person. i don't like you. any morte.
on Shut Up by openwounds
23 Mar 2003, 5:22 PM
fingers are next, right? so no more typing in of poems???
on Controlling Desire by maffy
23 Mar 2003, 4:53 PM
so, you're in love with a necrophiliac medical examiner???? ew.!!!!
replying on Gods Gift of Love by mckenzie
23 Mar 2003, 4:15 PM
as an impartial 3rd party, i declare you are defeated.
pack your things and go; you may show yourself out.
p.s.--don't forget the bulbous root vegetables you soiled along the way!!!!
pack your things and go; you may show yourself out.
p.s.--don't forget the bulbous root vegetables you soiled along the way!!!!
on Eternal Waiting by darkhelmet10
23 Mar 2003, 4:10 PM
you could put on more eyeliner.
and add a few more piercings.
and add a few more piercings.
replying on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit
23 Mar 2003, 4:06 PM
IT TAKES A REAL POEAT TO KNOW A REAL POEAT!!!\\
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
replying on Who am I? by thepinkbunnyofdoom
23 Mar 2003, 9:16 AM
yes. people do understand what daniella says. because she makes sense. invest a half second of thought, and you might understand, too.