hahahahahaha

thank you sweetie. i was curious, because, well, because. there are those who will broadcast these--no doubt. but they seem to have served you well. and with a tweak of wording here and there, could do for any profession. perhaps none so lucrative as hustling, but then, not all of us have the assets for that line of work. as always, thanks for your openness and honesty.

i have the flu, wingy-d. and a bacterial infection in my ears. my head is all swirly, so forgive me siirah. that is all.

what are the 12 rules of hustling? please?

did you mean tip top of the moron, darling?

would i lie to you, speedy d? i have missed you so!!!

let them phrase the question right, ford. :)

but...it's entertaining when you guys slap each other around.
i suppose a kiss and make up is out of the question this time? yeah, i guess so. oh well. leave a heartbeat, just for me, okay?>

nashville.

(much less jing for beds in that town. although, i didn't get myself a tshirt.)

fine. slibe an illegiblr creain. clotted cream aside, to you, sirrah!

goode evening! godspeed! rest ye merrrie.
erp.

I speake with you, Sirrah. for future reference, please recall that: i'm in heaven, when you smile.

One moment, Goode Sir! I see that onefingeranswer also speakes of the sweet honeyed buns:
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=7294

are these the buns to which you are referring, and are they, indeed, buttocks?

2 buns! (hmm, is that equal to a buttocks? her mind races back to the table of weights and measures she never really memorized in home ec. damn! she can't remember. rather than risk looking like a fool by asking "where's the rest of the body," she decides to treat the head and the two buns as separate entities, and replies graciously) thankee kindly, good sir. and a severed head! a brunette! most excellent choice! this completes my caucasion collection! (she is grateful he did not bring her another asian trophy; she's had to discard 3 already this week, and the trash man has been complaining about the weight of her bins.)

you are too kind!

you, sir, are a first order CAD! to tempte me with a bun, and deny me the questionnaire which would facilitate its delivery unto my rapacious palette! good day to you!

Where would one find said questionnaire? I am hungry. And have an answer for everything. (So says my mum.)


Bring it on, Sirrah!

um too late.
he has already had several guns to the head, and, no luck.

but, i'll take the pie and the bun, since he's no longer eligible. okay?

gee, thanks a lot, pally!

(um, i know it doesn't make up for you and your lungs splitting and all, but, I THINK YOU"RE SWELL!!!!!!)

i'm in.

pbd. yes, i am INBRED, and if you stick around for a while, and maybe read theannals of the ranker, you will see that it's all good. it's a funcking fantastical spiderweb, and you are a little pink fly flirting with she doesn't know what. hope you greased up your feet!

i need an edit on it, tint. wanna throw down on this one?
mark it up, and email it to me. you're versant in this tone. i'd appreciate the help. the criticism i have received is that it needs help with the rhythm, and that it either needs to be a) more specific--more detailed or b) less specific--more mythic. feel like tackling it?