replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:07 PM
no no i have a problem too, however i think a large punnet of figs may solve it
replying on the pot collected water when it hid us from the rain by kiki
20 Nov 2002, 8:43 AM
Yep
cause i've done a lot of growing up. cause otherwise their pants would smell. see a love of the midlands
yer like whatever
borrow the cucmber and make a large tato bread and cucmber sannndwiches.
got to go again
who knows for how long?
cause i've done a lot of growing up. cause otherwise their pants would smell. see a love of the midlands
yer like whatever
borrow the cucmber and make a large tato bread and cucmber sannndwiches.
got to go again
who knows for how long?
replying on the pot collected water when it hid us from the rain by kiki
20 Nov 2002, 8:26 AM
worrying zzzzzz worrying
on St. Andrews University Marxist Society by Nicholas Jones
1 Nov 2002, 8:06 AM
Jones the P, you have neglected your duty as regards coffee houses, why is an poem about Star bucks, Costa coffee and other such drinking establishments not forecoming
replying on St. Andrews University Marxist Society by Nicholas Jones
1 Nov 2002, 8:03 AM
They will suck - for a Lenin badge, a look at your little red thing, and a party donation.
on The Funnyman by Christof
1 Nov 2002, 7:07 AM
How dare you mock Frank Skinner the funniest funnyman that ever there was, or is it Bernard Manning?
Comedy geni' both.
Comedy geni' both.
replying on A love of the midlands by ==Doylum
1 Nov 2002, 6:56 AM
My dear 'swife i am not the god lord. Yes thank you i am very well, although a little unbalanced. The deforminty was self inflicted. I chewed it off in an attempt to escape a 10 pint bushpig.
What parts don't i have?
What explaining?
I do love myself for who i am, 10 to 15 times a day.
If i made the young whippersnapper cry he only has himself to blame, after all he did look at me with those seductive eyes, and he never used the safe word once.
What parts don't i have?
What explaining?
I do love myself for who i am, 10 to 15 times a day.
If i made the young whippersnapper cry he only has himself to blame, after all he did look at me with those seductive eyes, and he never used the safe word once.
on more{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus} by horus8
29 Oct 2002, 5:29 AM
more rudeness, im sure i've ranked this before.
I need finishing off
(_|_)
lovecocks likes it rough
heres twenty of the finest
now varnish that cane
(_*_)
Round up the tadpoles
Please undock Rear Admiral
And walk the plank quick
Aphrodites araldite
what best to stick together
broken sheriffs badge
(_o_)
gleet!
I need finishing off
(_|_)
lovecocks likes it rough
heres twenty of the finest
now varnish that cane
(_*_)
Round up the tadpoles
Please undock Rear Admiral
And walk the plank quick
Aphrodites araldite
what best to stick together
broken sheriffs badge
(_o_)
gleet!
on Thank You Mom by savannah
29 Oct 2002, 4:50 AM
Thats lovely can i send it to my mum its her birthday soon?
on advice for the heated by <~>
29 Oct 2002, 4:16 AM
Gillian Taylforth fan?
replying on advice for the heated by <~>
29 Oct 2002, 4:15 AM
All over the babys dinner, sinner.
on advice for the heated by <~>
29 Oct 2002, 4:07 AM
What are they doing? IS it travel mastermind. Do they really want everyone to see? Ah no it must be Eye-spy
replying on Living Conditions by Christof
29 Oct 2002, 3:38 AM
you would enjoy it yer quender
replying on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl
28 Oct 2002, 7:03 AM
and so they should he is after all omnipresent
replying on Sisters of mercy by strider1
28 Oct 2002, 6:53 AM
How dare you? I have feelings you know.
replying on Truths by Nicholas Jones
28 Oct 2002, 6:26 AM
Has it got special little holes in it for mouth buggery? Like the doors of my favorite public lava tory. Orange conservatories glass houses special glass walls pressed with naked flesh oh hurah when will your revolution be?
replying on Stockport by Nicholas Jones
22 Oct 2002, 9:56 AM
they are digestives with chocolate on top
biscuits
biscuits
replying on A love of the midlands by ==Doylum
22 Oct 2002, 5:35 AM
Shrewsbury is an hole bubbeling cess in comparison to telford. Please do visit the wonderesness that is telfod