poemranker ::20 most recent comments by ==Doylum (81-100) and replies

Comments by==Doylum, 81–100 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

replying on Coffle by Wulf 20 Aug 2003, 9:09 AM
I have been mogalin for the Plastination exhibition in Munchen. As payment i ave been trying to nick some of the meat of the bodies and cook it. Cos some of it looks like bacon (mmmmm).
Are you liking the new rankers?
What is your favorite ranker?
What is yout favorite smelling ranker?
Which ranker has the nicest eyes?
Which ranker has the nicest personality? (and where do they keep it?)
Where may i find lovely young rankers?
I have many more questions but i fear you would not aanswer them
just one more?
What is xo?
and how does punctuation work?
replying on Coffle by Wulf 20 Aug 2003, 8:15 AM
Yes guffaw guffaw, it was. Although why didn't you use your big letters like normal. Where did you put you big letters?
replying on Grandma by waltfreakinwhitman 29 Jul 2003, 4:25 AM
i´m here and i´ll have no talk of embrowning for embrowning is an tutonic practice to be carried out by large cocked bavarian gentelmen pon the banks of the rhine or ha ha of course Isar. It is a most dangerous occcupation and quite frankley Tan lines are in this season. don´t you know anything. Besides i for one prefer a fat white lardy arse.
replying on i won't by elizabethann 10 Mar 2003, 6:25 AM
Dearest Grandma Speedy-nai, towards the end, regressed and thought that she was again that 18 year old winged wonder that so turned heads in the year of yester. Whenever they spoke to her she told all the boys to please stop flirting with her. We didn't say anything and let her enjoy her last few flights of happy befuddlement.

She didn't realize that she was in possession of dried up salty mucus, why would we hurt her by chopping her wings of extra comfort?

She is missed but I visit her and pooscat every day and place a wreath of skimmia japonica upon her mound whenever possible.
replying on i won't by elizabethann 9 Mar 2003, 3:51 PM
By the way sweet sweet Elizabeth did i mention that i've got a big black car
I'm a rich man Baby!

Hey now baby
get into my big black car
Hey now baby
get into my big black car
i wanna just show you
what power politics are
I'm a political man and i practice what i preach
I'm a political man and i practice what i preach
So don't deny me baby
not while your in my reach
replying on Damn Americans by T'ien 9 Mar 2003, 3:40 PM
no fuck off!!
replying on i won't by elizabethann 9 Mar 2003, 3:19 PM
oh right thanks for clearing that up!
on Taller Girl by lastobelus 9 Mar 2003, 3:18 PM
Obvious juvenile comment about last line in first verse and 6th line second verse. Superlatives and exclmation marks!!!!11111 oh and some 11111's
Are you a gerrrrman?
Obvious comment about last line!!!!
Yippeee
on i won't by elizabethann 9 Mar 2003, 3:13 PM
What is this about?
replying on Somme (A Horror Of War) by Mr Pig 9 Mar 2003, 3:06 PM
By god yer reticence mocks me!
replying on Somme (A Horror Of War) by Mr Pig 9 Mar 2003, 3:05 PM
Or of course you could continue to ignore me in that mature supercilious manner of yours. Which, lets face it, is probably for the best. After all as that poet for all occasions once said:

Too Much Love Will Kill Ya!!!!!
I'm just the pieces of the man
I used to be
Too many bitter tears are raining down on me
I'm far away from home
And I've been facing this alone
For much too long

Don't hate me for loving you!
on Somme (A Horror Of War) by Mr Pig 9 Mar 2003, 2:51 PM
Hello Mr Pig
I also love you very much, and would like to add my praise and affection. However I wonder if it would be possible for you to answer my questions to you on your Cheetah poem (I'm ever so sorry that they are most inappropriatley phrased!!) Thank you very much
Your ever loving and affectionate
==Doylum.
replying on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum 9 Mar 2003, 2:39 PM
Sack after sack of american imported rice?
Sack after sack after sack after sack of
Cheep rice
Poor country
I'm not feisty, bum face.
ACHIEVEMENT? ACHIEVE THIS dsjdi721421*******!+):@?"?"~
Thanks you for not answering my questions!
replying on Hecate, and the high hunt by <{Baba^Yaga}> 9 Mar 2003, 2:15 PM
Quick boy take some lacromores we don't want a death by misadventure!!!! You've so much to live for!!!!111
Lots of superlatives followed by something affectionate and a very high score And just as surely lots of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and some random 1111111 and also a random letter perhaps an n or an s to end withv

replying on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum 9 Mar 2003, 2:03 PM
Is it a special unwet mucus?
A dry mucus?
As opposed to a sweet mucus?
Also did zzinnia66 sense danger here?
Why am I asking questions that you willn't answer?
You never do.
He's behind you!!
Chuck es a wagon wheel Berwik!!!
replying on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum 9 Mar 2003, 1:56 PM
Yep nice one
thanks bob!
But do read it please!!
If its not to much trouble!
And comment!!
Please""3231!
replying on UltraSound by UnityMitford 28 Feb 2003, 7:59 AM
you make me ill
replying on UltraSound by UnityMitford 28 Feb 2003, 7:58 AM
what are you saying? Senesino or one of the brothers Gibbs? NO i say NO. Doylums have lady luncheons. how have you come by such warped informantion? What do they teach these days?
replying on balthazar by UnityMitford 28 Feb 2003, 7:21 AM
Why?
replying on Ten new questions from Dan Rather by horus8 28 Feb 2003, 7:10 AM
Number twos: you faggot deliberately mispro-nonce his name asswell