replying on the meeting by richa
9 Oct 2003, 9:25 AM
Look Hywel just cause your you're yore ure a Plydd Cymru facist student nazi separatist with large bald headed handlebar moustached tendancies and a stupid welsh name doestn't mean that Cadacus should abandon his attempt at further European intergation. Admittedly its only franglaise with a dash of german at the moment but give him time would you!
replying on Timmy Christ didn't like Dr. Seuss by Y2kSlamPoet
9 Oct 2003, 8:47 AM
Have you gone completely mad. This is quite superlative.
He prayed before eating raisins!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
At lunch he drank holy water!!!!!!!!!! holy water for good christs sake woman. Can't you see it!!!!!!!!
see even Y2kSlamPoet loves it - and each time i reread it, i laugh even harder.
He laughs EVEN HARDER
Now do you see?????/////Aye?
He prayed before eating raisins!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
At lunch he drank holy water!!!!!!!!!! holy water for good christs sake woman. Can't you see it!!!!!!!!
see even Y2kSlamPoet loves it - and each time i reread it, i laugh even harder.
He laughs EVEN HARDER
Now do you see?????/////Aye?
replying on Spider Spider (A Parody in Form) by Blue Magpie
9 Oct 2003, 7:53 AM
As in I mightcan do that?????,d.,dsdj???jsjsaj112987218u9
Or as in I might can my salty sea dog skippjack packmac mucus for later years?
Or as in I might can my salty sea dog skippjack packmac mucus for later years?
on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
9 Oct 2003, 7:45 AM
Gosh I hate that asswell!!!!111
The sun shines out my arks of golden wonder too
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA
Oh alright then
The sun shines out my arks of golden wonder too
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA
Oh alright then
replying on Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Oct 2003, 9:34 AM
Haven't you seen those special head bands with a dalek type prong that flids can use to type?
It makes them look like a Romanian orhpan.
It makes them look like a Romanian orhpan.
replying on Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Oct 2003, 8:45 AM
The same way she clenches your cock, dave. The same way she clenches your cock.
replying on Wha you funkin wan? by ==Doylum
25 Sep 2003, 2:02 PM
Thank you -=Bum_Face=- if thats your real name
Its great that you took the time to come and vote!!
Though I must confess I thought you'd given up voting. Thank you for making an exception!
What bit did you like the best?
Was it the pounding?
the watersports?
or the tag team bit?
Its great that you took the time to come and vote!!
Though I must confess I thought you'd given up voting. Thank you for making an exception!
What bit did you like the best?
Was it the pounding?
the watersports?
or the tag team bit?
replying on Little Girl by Pervy Elf
25 Sep 2003, 1:47 PM
Oh -=Dark_Angel=-. I may call you -=Dark_Angel=- mayn't I? What with the cooking and the cleaning and the gusset scrubing to be done I'm just not sure I have time. You know I try to put a little time aside, what i like to call quality ME time, but recently things have just been getting on top of me. Even so i'm not sure that i could write "more" childe abusee poemes even if i had the time. Thank you for the interest and I'll try to keep you posted!!!!
on Our Love Our Life by hotwire
25 Sep 2003, 9:33 AM
You live separate lives? Why i've never heard of anything quite so confoundedly ridiculous, or selfish, in all my time here 'pon peomranker What were you thinking?
Otherwise this is abrilliant poem with just the right amount of intrigue, symbolism and realism. I particularly liked the beautifully worked sting in the tail which i'm sure no one could have anticipated.
Otherwise this is abrilliant poem with just the right amount of intrigue, symbolism and realism. I particularly liked the beautifully worked sting in the tail which i'm sure no one could have anticipated.
on Little Girl by Pervy Elf
25 Sep 2003, 9:13 AM
And here was me thinking with a name like Pervy Elf and a title like Little girl there would be shenanigans on the way, and i was right wasn't I???/// This is quite quite quite quite quite quite beautiful. Thank you!
on "I post here cause I have a lot of readers" by Bachus
25 Sep 2003, 9:04 AM
Delius Smith whipping up a weekend treat!!!1819321 dsds mv, dskj
on With Words by hotwire
25 Sep 2003, 8:46 AM
ACE
Are you ACE as well?
Are you ACE as well?
replying on Wha you funkin wan? by ==Doylum
25 Sep 2003, 8:45 AM
Dearest Jerrykins
Thank you every so much for reading my poem, voting, and finally leaving a comment. I'm so glad you could take time out of your busy schedule!!11 However I feel I am going to have to ask you in the politest way possible. What the fucking hell are you on about now?!!!!!>!>!>!?!?!JL!Md ds dsffjkds
Lots of love ==Doylum
Thank you every so much for reading my poem, voting, and finally leaving a comment. I'm so glad you could take time out of your busy schedule!!11 However I feel I am going to have to ask you in the politest way possible. What the fucking hell are you on about now?!!!!!>!>!>!?!?!JL!Md ds dsffjkds
Lots of love ==Doylum
on Portsmouth belle 3 by Garrett S Sexton
5 Sep 2003, 1:08 PM
This poem is Skill
Your name however remains gay
Chutneybuttfuck
Your name however remains gay
Chutneybuttfuck
replying on Slimshady Meets Cali Hillbilly (I Don An Afro) by SupremeDreamer
5 Sep 2003, 7:29 AM
Cos you look like them
on Slimshady Meets Cali Hillbilly (I Don An Afro) by SupremeDreamer
5 Sep 2003, 7:29 AM
Are you the Pet Shop Boys?
on Disappear by sk8boardandpoems
4 Sep 2003, 2:38 PM
I spy wiv my lituwl eye that my favorite line begiiiiins wiiiiith
my ears were blind
which you pinched from Monty
You terrible cunt
my ears were blind
which you pinched from Monty
You terrible cunt
on I Can't Wait Till Christmas Day Resubmission by Teen14
4 Sep 2003, 2:33 PM
Famished? Famished? What have you said!!??? We you dying from starvation? Hem? were you?
Otherwise This is my favoritist poem ever ever ever and should be everyone favoritist poem* ever ever ever since christmas is a lovely time and you have captured christmas rather well.
I once capture Father Christmas but that my dear is another kepel of fishwives althogether.
*Apart from the members of international Jewery who arn't allowed christmas because their noses won't fit in the mulled wine glasses
At least thats what God's wife once said.
I think
Otherwise This is my favoritist poem ever ever ever and should be everyone favoritist poem* ever ever ever since christmas is a lovely time and you have captured christmas rather well.
I once capture Father Christmas but that my dear is another kepel of fishwives althogether.
*Apart from the members of international Jewery who arn't allowed christmas because their noses won't fit in the mulled wine glasses
At least thats what God's wife once said.
I think
replying on My Single Hatred by cleverdevice
4 Sep 2003, 2:14 PM
On the preponderance of Good Christs
Time was when there was only one Good Christ
He'd pop up here and there
But thanks to you awful kepels
They're appearing from thin air
Good gods may proliferate
Its omnipresent after all
But the amount of soddin Jesus'
Good Christ it just appalls
Time was when there was only one Good Christ
He'd pop up here and there
But thanks to you awful kepels
They're appearing from thin air
Good gods may proliferate
Its omnipresent after all
But the amount of soddin Jesus'
Good Christ it just appalls
replying on Wha you funkin wan? by ==Doylum
20 Aug 2003, 9:14 AM
It is a lovely poem so there. I have spent months and months and months perfecting it and no amount of BAHs will put dent in my purpose.
And however much you flirt i'm sorry i just don't fancy you.
And however much you flirt i'm sorry i just don't fancy you.