replying on Untitled by ==Doylum
9 Dec 2002, 12:33 PM
same as a cheg
first of all, yeah? thanks for the tip! What should i call it? Secondly, yeah? thanks for the tip! what should i call it?
or alternatively
Firstly - arse
secondly - burger
Oh I see another knave, well they would be meaningless if you have no title
Anass
or alternatively
Firstly - arse
secondly - burger
Oh I see another knave, well they would be meaningless if you have no title
Anass
replying on The Rebel by Nicholas Jones
9 Dec 2002, 4:28 AM
argh yor making my head hurt
replying on The Yule tide log by ==Doylum
8 Dec 2002, 7:10 PM
Yeah i meant to change the buttock-ups it to zzinias, and the (bah dah dah) to (Blah blah blah) but couldn't be ars-ed
replying on December once again by sunfloweronfire
6 Dec 2002, 6:37 AM
i think dearest swife those are words she is using about herself. but i think one could be applied to you in your response to sunfloweronfire response. It would behoove you to take my advice - self-righteous as it gets.
on My Son is...a prayer. by horus8
6 Dec 2002, 6:10 AM
third thingy, thirds line, third letter E? Although you have used to use an A instead of an E elsewhere if i recall correctly so perhaps theres some mystical reason for it. If so please beat me savaraly.
replying on The Rebel by Nicholas Jones
6 Dec 2002, 4:56 AM
Dear Jones the P, i think your slightly strange, and it hasn't got anything to do with this poem. i have seen T'rebel.
Are you a cardigan wearing hobnob eater, who drinks very milky tea?
Thats my image of you.
Are you a cardigan wearing hobnob eater, who drinks very milky tea?
Thats my image of you.
replying on Perversions by razorgrin
5 Dec 2002, 3:54 AM
It was a professional i went to see
I found his number in the telephone box
he wont see me again says i bring bad luck
He lost his stethoscope, his forceps, his speculum.....
....and funnily enough he lost reginald his hampster that very same day
I found his number in the telephone box
he wont see me again says i bring bad luck
He lost his stethoscope, his forceps, his speculum.....
....and funnily enough he lost reginald his hampster that very same day
replying on the girl what gave scott the look by UAFANTHORPEY
5 Dec 2002, 3:46 AM
ah yes england that green and pleasant land, where old dears cycle through bucolic (always sounds like a disease of the lungs to me) splendor dispensing homemade preserves to the local community, where every door is on the latch and one is always welcome! And young timmy from number 43 is always willing to come round to toast crumpets twixt his warm and splendid cheeks for nothing more that 50d and a milky way.
replying on the girl what gave scott the look by UAFANTHORPEY
4 Dec 2002, 4:01 PM
hang on then how does that work? Right so you take someones age and then, no no lost it. Looks clever to me though
on Truths by Nicholas Jones
29 Nov 2002, 4:32 AM
It comes around again!
How completley and utterly ridiculous. why would anyone be guilty because they're middle class. Its like hanging ones head in shame because your cock hangs on the left hand side of ye gots. So long as you give it to us with conviction....
How completley and utterly ridiculous. why would anyone be guilty because they're middle class. Its like hanging ones head in shame because your cock hangs on the left hand side of ye gots. So long as you give it to us with conviction....
on Clive Barker's penis pump by horus8
29 Nov 2002, 4:17 AM
ha ha you do wax then
replying on The Yule tide log by ==Doylum
29 Nov 2002, 3:52 AM
Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart
"I'll be a ten", you told me time and again
But you give a 3, I wait around and then (bah-dah-dah)
I went to the door, I can't take any more
It's not you, you let me down again
arrgggghhhh
Help me!!!!
Whats to be done to improve it?
You always help everyone else out, well not everyone but still
so many mothers, so much time
on Perversions by razorgrin
28 Nov 2002, 2:44 PM
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!!!!!
replying on The Yule tide log by ==Doylum
28 Nov 2002, 2:33 PM
oh and thanks for the vote
replying on The Yule tide log by ==Doylum
28 Nov 2002, 2:28 PM
she already knows what were doing tonight the same as last week. tell her to bring the piss tube this evening though.
Don't spoil her wonderful secrects by telling me her new techniques, good christ what are you jealous Laius Jr?
She's not fat at all from what i can remember quite supple and compliant, when its her turn of course.
Don't spoil her wonderful secrects by telling me her new techniques, good christ what are you jealous Laius Jr?
She's not fat at all from what i can remember quite supple and compliant, when its her turn of course.
on The Sands Of Galway by Caducus
28 Nov 2002, 2:20 PM
this poem reads like He-man talked when battling against the mighty power of Greyskull.
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
28 Nov 2002, 8:45 AM
that second paragraph may upset a lot of people, although it could get ignored, who knows. I think birthmark may well wade in he's an anglophobe don't ye know
replying on The Poem To End All Poems by Zubster
28 Nov 2002, 6:58 AM
or to spoil through clumsiness and ineptitude
or a scottish way to say home
or part of a harness
piefed
or a scottish way to say home
or part of a harness
piefed
replying on The Poem To End All Poems by Zubster
28 Nov 2002, 6:46 AM
I believe its ham with a typo, an extra e, tossnose.