on some deleted poem
16 Sep 2003, 4:19 PM
What do you expect if you go out with someone who plays the acoustic guitar?
What does it actually mean when people indent the text and stuff in places where you wouldn't expect, and put carriage returns in inappropriate places? This isn't the most extreme example, I'm sure, but I don't understand how this poem would be any different from one which had the same words in it but had all the lines starting at the same horizontal position.
on playing the scratching game by nentwined
15 Sep 2003, 3:12 PM
I would just like to let it be known that I have no opinions about this poem whatsoever. -5-
on You are a divider by Bachus
15 Sep 2003, 2:40 PM
I'm sure your neighbours are perfectly nice people.
on some deleted poem
14 Sep 2003, 2:20 PM
When will anyone realise that poetry is a form of entertainment, not a method for encrypting a load of adolescent emotions?
on my fucking dad by timvick473662003
14 Sep 2003, 2:50 PM
respect thy elders
on Voting on PoemRanker by LuckyJoe
14 Sep 2003, 3:00 PM
0 or 10 are the best marks, and are both equally excellent. All other marks are too mediocre to be worth anything. -6-
on some deleted poem
12 Sep 2003, 6:20 PM
Rhyming, stench-filled words are the best type.
on some deleted poem
12 Sep 2003, 6:30 PM
Ovulate is a really excellent word.
on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward
12 Sep 2003, 5:30 PM
I have already written the perfect poem. Maybe you might be able to write the second best poem or something.
on some deleted poem
12 Sep 2003, 5:59 PM
I find this "poem" purile, and unbecoming of this illustrious site.
on Junky Dreaming by J.B. Manning
11 Sep 2003, 3:23 PM
Gritty.
on Lifestyles of the ripe and glamourless by horus8
11 Sep 2003, 3:15 PM
But being materialistic is great.
on I am an genius, and you're a stupid turd by Shardik
12 Sep 2003, 9:51 AM
What a scathing satire.
on A Fistful of Haiku at School by HaikuMofo
12 Sep 2003, 9:54 AM
My favorite is the third from the bottom.
on Lets Do Lunch (At Ground Zero) by scitz
11 Sep 2003, 9:48 AM
Wow! I'd never have guessed that someone was going to write a poem about 11th september today! That was completely unforseeable! Your unpredictability is to be truly praised! Who'd have thought that a poem about the desruction of the world trade centre would be posted on the exact aniversery of its occurrence? An amazing but original coincidence!
on Style by Nicholas Jones
11 Sep 2003, 9:55 AM
This is actually surprisingly good for a poem not written by me. The last verse gets a bit poncey, but the last line makes up for it.
on Ode to My Crack by J.B. Manning
10 Sep 2003, 2:23 PM
Maybe you should have your buttocks amputated.
on < A Perfect Faith > by Mona Lisa
14 Sep 2003, 2:17 PM
Women shouldn't be allowed on this site.
on Plastic is Forever by http://mulberryfairy
15 Sep 2003, 3:17 PM
Have you ever stopped to think what an amzing feat of technology it is to be able to make a plastic keyring? Could you make a plastic keyring? Two hundred years ago you'd probably be worshipping it as some sort of god.