on religion by ThePariahDog
28 Sep 2003, 5:41 PM
Jesus loves you.
on Pin worms and cake. by baphomet
28 Sep 2003, 5:30 PM
15/35 = 3/7
on A spectacular poem by a handsome man by <{Baba^Yaga}>
28 Sep 2003, 5:12 PM
Wait, are you saying you actually went to a poetry reading place? What did you expect?
on If i go out I'll catch it and see the uglys. by baphomet
28 Sep 2003, 5:02 PM
Perhaps it might interest you to know that I have rabies.
replying on Escape is an Unaffordable luxury by Freethinker1602
28 Sep 2003, 4:22 PM
There is indeed no such word as 'therefor'. There is, nonetheless, a word 'therefore'. Dunce.
replying on >~{In the Shadow of a Crooked Ceiling}~< by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
27 Sep 2003, 5:30 PM
I see. I've watched Tron but not Chud. I hope it comes on TV soon.
on paper boats by sally6479
27 Sep 2003, 5:23 PM
I particularly like the first inversion around lines 5 to 6.
replying on Ginger Prawns prior to Sea world with Jeremy Irons by Bachus
27 Sep 2003, 5:13 PM
It's on my birth certificate.
on Ginger Prawns prior to Sea world with Jeremy Irons by Bachus
26 Sep 2003, 4:57 PM
Mensturate in the shark pool!!! Why didn't I think of that?
on bumblebee robot by FreeFormFixation
26 Sep 2003, 4:54 PM
Bees are really excellent.
on Life's Work by baughworm
26 Sep 2003, 4:37 PM
The second verse is quite excellent, but then it got a bit soppy.
on AND A NICE CUP OF CHAR by Garrett S Sexton
26 Sep 2003, 4:23 PM
I smoke Lambert and Butler. Otherwise accurate. -9-
replying on >~{In the Shadow of a Crooked Ceiling}~< by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
26 Sep 2003, 4:11 PM
Now corrected. I went through this poem loads of times before posting it to look for stupid little mistakes like that, but still had to edit it again when I realised I'd missed an N out of "Alec Guinness".
What is Chud-Tron? is it a robotic version of Dr Chud of Misfits fame? I sincerely hope so.
What is Chud-Tron? is it a robotic version of Dr Chud of Misfits fame? I sincerely hope so.
replying on The fetus farm by horus8
26 Sep 2003, 7:24 AM
Zombies ate my neighbours.
replying on >~{In the Shadow of a Crooked Ceiling}~< by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
26 Sep 2003, 7:14 AM
I don't understand.
on The Light by the_unknown_angel83
25 Sep 2003, 4:38 PM
How can you live with yourself knowing that you wrote this poem?
on Coagulated Sentences by J.B. Manning
25 Sep 2003, 4:35 PM
I could clarify this claptrap with a clairvoyant clang of my clavichord.
Then the doctor came in. He said he was tired of treating little punks like me and threw me out the back door along with the medical waste. I wandered the streets for a long time. I was really fucking freezing cold; it was snowing and I was still wearing my backless hospital gown. Eventually I found this homeless shelter. There was this guy dressed as santa clause, with a real crumby fake beard. He was a real phoney. He was giving out presents and cups of lettuce soup to homeless kids, so I went up to see him. But then I just puked up in his face, I didn't mean to, I swear to god, but I did. He hauled me out onto the street and started to kick my fucking face in. I looked up at him pleadingly, his santa's beard dripping with puke and all. Then he took a real heavy present and lobbed it at my head. It took a couple of teeth out. I pushed myself up from the freezing slush, and opened the parcel. It was a Corby trouser press.