replying on Brando's Dead (slight reprise) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Jul 2004, 6:05 AM
You smell.
on The circle of life by sanity
10 Jul 2004, 5:58 AM
What about when the sun explodes?
on Friends Forever? by nicole081083
10 Jul 2004, 5:53 AM
I think this would work better if you reworked it into a limerick.
on Ze invsible limerick by DR Limerick
10 Jul 2004, 5:39 AM
An excellent example of the zero syllable limerick.
replying on The Ladies and the Bum by Dovina
9 Jul 2004, 5:10 PM
You are trying to sensationalize being a tramp, which is unacceptable. What if an impressionable youth were to visit this site, read your poem, then decide to quit school and become a tramp, believing it to be "hip" or "cool"? They'd be injecting drugs into their scrotum within a week.
on Somber Like My Pain by TwilightDawned
9 Jul 2004, 4:11 PM
I can only assume, given that you have spelled Splinter with a capital S, that you are referring to Splinter off of the Turtles. But what sight could be so horrible that it would make your head literally turn into Splinter off of the Turtles? This poem really doesn't stand up to scrutiny.
on Mm, Shoes... ? by fevriere
9 Jul 2004, 4:07 PM
The title promises shoes, but the poem only disappoints. To me, there is nothing more erotic than a cardboard box full of sweaty trainers.
replying on Unsung california dreamin. by SupremeDreamer
8 Jul 2004, 10:41 AM
You are clearly not from California at all. I suspect you are actaully from Watford.
on A Piñon Limb by Dovina
8 Jul 2004, 2:59 AM
I think you should change "By winterâs glistening jewels" to "By winter's glistening jowls." It would make the poem flow more beautifully.
replying on Unsung california dreamin. by SupremeDreamer
7 Jul 2004, 9:55 AM
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Jul 2004, 7:42 AM
Very well. But riddle me this: Who is better, Run DMC or the Beastie Boys?
replying on Absolute Truth (about Quarton) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Jul 2004, 7:39 AM
Explain further.
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Jul 2004, 7:15 AM
In my lectures and stuff, d³a has always been used to mean a volume element. It might just be a bit of incongruous notation like sin^-1 meaning arcsin. I don't know, no one has ever told me. Maybe I should just have written dV = 3a²da.
replying on Absolute Truth (about Quarton) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Jul 2004, 7:00 AM
It is technically a limerick, it's just that "she departed one way, in a relative way" should be two seperate lines.
on Unsung california dreamin. by SupremeDreamer
7 Jul 2004, 4:02 AM
Are you from California? Would you say teen sitcom "California Dreams" was an acurate representation of your life?
replying on Recycled Stardust by Quarton
7 Jul 2004, 3:55 AM
Yes, and you can also justify a belief in any kind of pseudo-mystical nonsense. For example, to justify a belief in feng shui, the argument goes something like this:
1)Science doesn't have all the answers you know.
2)Science doesn't explain feng shui.
3)Therefore feng shui must be real.
4)QED
1)Science doesn't have all the answers you know.
2)Science doesn't explain feng shui.
3)Therefore feng shui must be real.
4)QED
replying on Recycled Stardust by Quarton
7 Jul 2004, 3:51 AM
Where have you got this nutty idea about "the basic oneness" being one of the most important revelations of modern physics? It isn't even any kind of revelation about modern physics. Nor is it the "central theme" of quantum mechanics. I don't belive you (because you are wrong), but I do believe in quantum mechanics.
And I can't beleive you just said "If you don't know this basic truth, then you should avoid the subject rather than expose your ignorance which so far, has been considerable." Come on, you must be taking us for a ride? Do you *really* believe all this holistic mumbo jumbo?
If you want to know about quantum mechanics, please see my excellent piece entitled "Why you don't fall through the floor." (Although please ignmore all the nasty business about manhole covers. I was young and foolish.)
Thanks for listening, I've been ?-Dave_Mysterious-?.
And I can't beleive you just said "If you don't know this basic truth, then you should avoid the subject rather than expose your ignorance which so far, has been considerable." Come on, you must be taking us for a ride? Do you *really* believe all this holistic mumbo jumbo?
If you want to know about quantum mechanics, please see my excellent piece entitled "Why you don't fall through the floor." (Although please ignmore all the nasty business about manhole covers. I was young and foolish.)
Thanks for listening, I've been ?-Dave_Mysterious-?.
replying on Translation by Dovina
6 Jul 2004, 5:51 PM
They are the same, except if you say the second one you are gay.
on Cool car!! by DR Limerick
6 Jul 2004, 4:38 PM
Having a doctorate in limerick construction, I expect you are free to experiment with all kinds of new forms of limerick, for example ones which have completely the wrong number of sylables and don't scan at all. I particularly enjoy your own brand of ambient lounge limerick.
replying on Translation by Dovina
6 Jul 2004, 4:23 PM
Can't I? Oh, alright then.