on incidentally, all royalties to the estate of WCW by lilli
1 Aug 2002, 7:32 PM
This is pretty damn smart. I think. I know.
on some deleted poem
3 Aug 2002, 11:18 PM
Oh--I thought you were pregnant. Again
on some deleted poem
3 Aug 2002, 6:18 PM
When I need a beer. I say hey! Goddamnit slut. Get your old man a cold one, and do me a favor. Open it with your teeth. Oh..Hey.. What's that on your shirt. My semen. Daddy made you look. Now pop a squat on thee old tool o' druel, but keep your head done. I wanna see the t.v. Nascar season an all. Yeah just like that......
on To the Storm - A Final Prayer by Satine
3 Aug 2002, 11:24 PM
It's like Joni Mitchell with a cock and a 12 gauge. with just enough cliches to staunch the bleeding.
on some deleted poem
1 Aug 2002, 4:54 PM
One time. When I worked on this ranch. I found this pregnant heffer that had been dead um... for days. It stank real bad. Had crows all over it like flies. Coincidently, it reminded me of your poem. Your tongue is thick Def Chick. Like Lou Ferrigno
on Bring me back to life by kawakurdi
1 Aug 2002, 4:56 PM
I read this one upside down and still enjoyed. Thank God for Pabst.
on Existence by ThoughtfulSoul
1 Aug 2002, 6:40 PM
You ever break open a fortune cookie, and just fall down laughing in irony over what you've just read. I'm not laughing, ironic don't you think
on I thank God that he sent you to me by KezzY20
1 Aug 2002, 7:00 PM
See that cross burning in your front yard. That's your dick whipped Odometer flipping 100,000.
I bet your a breeder too.
I bet your a breeder too.
on Teenage Graffiti by JanieDoe
1 Aug 2002, 7:31 PM
The memory of my breath condensating upon my desk is overwhelming, vivid, I've printed this one out and put it behind a refrigerator magnet. That way I wont feel to old in the morning when I go to the cooler on the other side of my trailer and grab myself a cold one while scratching my smelly hairy pot belly. Cuz the fridge is broke and outside, but not lonely cuz its got your poem keeping it company.
on THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8
1 Aug 2002, 7:55 PM
And here I thought you were a pansy. What you and Jacque didn't go "do lunch"? The only thing of yours that I have been able to stomach thus far. Cuz I like Dikes especially with "Ice~man" flat tops. Top gun ruled!
on Voluntary Gender Homocide by skaskowski
1 Aug 2002, 7:58 PM
Pan just whispered to me that this one is fit to be immortalized. You are a brilliant polock.
on My purple headed womb ferret by ==Doylum
1 Aug 2002, 4:43 PM
Exactly what I have been wanting to state to him all along. You have a way with words. Does your mother per'chance mash the potatoe. Do you rub St. Patrick for hours until he rubs you bac? Yes, you are the bringer of///// and wit. I'm on your team. Red~Rover. Red~Rover. Send Bachus on over.
on some deleted poem
1 Aug 2002, 4:20 PM
Your grasp of the written word is feeble. You wouldn't know Bradbury from Asimov. If it came down to the pepsi challenge. Remember I've read your rich French sauce, "and it made me gag". You make me gag! Get a life! Plains of africa! What the fuck is wrong with you! You're killing me! Every time I look up. There you are. Fuck!
on some deleted poem
1 Aug 2002, 6:30 PM
Wrecking balls are lot's of fun. The last two stanzas save you face. Thank God for Olympia beer.
"haning" someone is illegal so you might wanna adjust that.
"haning" someone is illegal so you might wanna adjust that.
on Flesh of Stone by Tangerines
31 Jul 2002, 6:26 PM
Can I take a picture of you in a french cut? On a Harley. You see i got this calendar idea. Brilliant. Really. Call me. Call me a redneck yah!!!Seweyyyy!
on Voices by justintotennis
31 Jul 2002, 6:39 PM
See that bobber on the end of your pole kid. That's god trying to tell you something. And what he's saying by jerking your lucky bobber around like that is PULL, PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! Thus capturing the fish enabeling you to spread the good clean word. And don't forget to share your fish! That is all. Good day
on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
31 Jul 2002, 4:57 PM
This is that new "art" edgy style. I think it's shit, and just vaguely subterranian enough to cause vaginal cramping and leg fanning in all puberty stricken young women who even take a whiff, across the 50 great states of our super nation. The Octypuss America. Bow, for we are all nude and guilty. Give up the fart, and love the nipple. Take an Aztec slave and make him walk around naked and mine you silver all day. that's what I'm getting, and That's the way it made me feel
on trapoide by Angel_of_fait
31 Jul 2002, 6:42 PM
Viktoriar spulling is Huh..Imp[ortaint..Ommm.. Okay..Otay