on Petrified Perfection by teenangstbrigade
16 Aug 2002, 10:21 AM
Don't dive Mr. Luganus, for fear of contaminating the pool! But alas, ye snickers bar is unsinkable!
on A Geisha's Burlesque~Aforethought! by Bachus
16 Aug 2002, 10:02 AM
Does this mean that you're turning down my cover story on the life of a poet who knows it, but keeps on slammin because he was ' born to be a poet'? I was thinking for contrast we could also talk about why you're moonlighting as a Carl's jr. fry station operator, and what your first encounter with the back of a horse was like sporting milk crate shoes and a flash light. What do you think? I'm thinking front page. Let me know
on Sonnet Conceived While Standing by Blake
16 Aug 2002, 9:13 AM
With striving vigor I came inside.
But, alas a snore was her reply!
How dare your wench be so wide!
I rubbered my fist for one last try.
But, alas a snore was her reply!
How dare your wench be so wide!
I rubbered my fist for one last try.
on Unfinished by Blake
16 Aug 2002, 8:58 AM
You were more relevant alive. Or were you? Nay. Nay. I scraped your poem onto the curb, but still I reek in such a way like mother's broiled cunt filet.
on Bloody cow by ==Doylum
16 Aug 2002, 8:47 AM
I met her on the monday morn/Bob was there his anus torn/Speak up Bob our friends are here/L. Ron Hubbard says you're clear.
on This Is Just to Say by waltfreakinwhitman
16 Aug 2002, 8:38 AM
I have licked to stick your mother's ice boxed douche. You were probably hoping that I would eat your steak chilitos instead, but alas. For my next trick I will brick the chili and ride mother unwarrented until Summer's eve sponsors my sleeve.
on Bloody cow by ==Doylum
16 Aug 2002, 8:30 AM
I met her on the monday morn/Soaked in fear I must forlorn/I want to only sketch her jugs/And Persian roll her knee burnt rugs.
on Bloody cow by ==Doylum
16 Aug 2002, 8:08 AM
I met her on the monday morn/she made me watch her mother's porn/She wishes that we'll always spoon/To fascist yodeling and the blue of noon.
on A Geisha's Burlesque~Aforethought! by Bachus
15 Aug 2002, 6:40 PM
Oh. Come now. Jesu' is here. We have red wine. I am a traitor, with taste and the paper. You have your shape poems I have my "Tribunal". I am open for interviews, but not until after 9:30, mother needs her enima, and saline. I bid you good evening!
on Sunday night is Curry night by ==Doylum
15 Aug 2002, 6:16 PM
I go to 7-Eleven for dinner too. Cohort.
on Love by skaterdude396
15 Aug 2002, 6:12 PM
I met your gurlfriend. She's purty. You're kinda purty too. Could you pick that up for me an count to nine. Thank you! How's that feel. Nice an wide huh. Yeah I gets that alot. 0/10.
on Kiss Me by Butterflies
15 Aug 2002, 6:07 PM
And Bachus falls in love once again. Songstar you sure have a way with words gurl. Why dontcha stand up for daddy and do a little twirl. If I had my way you'd be the new spice girl
Do you play? I am troubled by the shape of things to come. You may start an un-nerving trend amongst the others. Normally I hate art, but music. Yes, that's different, and pleasuring the lotus. Ahhh. Fuck! I broke my F-hole. Damnit that's going to be expensive.
Bush's domestic travel usually returns him to his own bed the
same day he leaves, so Wednesday's 12-hour day, ending in a Des
Moines hotel, was unusual. (To say the least) I don't paint. I hate 'art'. I like tractor calanders with naked chicks and stuff. I doesn't like ethnic people much. I think you might be ethnic. I hate potatoes. I also hate Whoreass8. I might hate you too.
same day he leaves, so Wednesday's 12-hour day, ending in a Des
Moines hotel, was unusual. (To say the least) I don't paint. I hate 'art'. I like tractor calanders with naked chicks and stuff. I doesn't like ethnic people much. I think you might be ethnic. I hate potatoes. I also hate Whoreass8. I might hate you too.
on Valley of the Dolls by anagram
14 Aug 2002, 3:01 PM
This is quick, and to the point. Perfectly metered, and drains you just right at the end. "The valley of the dolls" is vindictively tantalizing.
on To a Comet Passing by Frass
14 Aug 2002, 2:44 PM
Great title, superb imagery, flowish and tight. Grand ending! 7/10
on Mobile home agenda by Bachus
14 Aug 2002, 2:06 PM
Fuck you! Whoreass8. You still around? I thought they kicked you out for using imitation talent. Oh well, but anyways, fuck you! Ha! You suck! You blow! Gilla monster testicle!
on Who am I ? by SkateBoardGurl5799
14 Aug 2002, 1:55 PM
Hands off Titass96. This ones mine. Quit pretending like your interested in the process of writing, when you're just blowing smoke to get your poke. Besides, I say this, "Who are you, who am I, where is god, 911, Ossama Bin fadish trend, skater chick "gurl" introspective is total shit, and I read it over, and over, and over. Go skate board. You can't write. But yer shure pretty when you question "life". LoL!
on To You, In Warmer Climes by <~>
12 Aug 2002, 7:28 PM
Tightning? This is about as tight as a woman needs to be, or can get forest man(I dwell there too, but I'm a cheeky devil). So. you have now been suited with a pythagorean theory. You look nice. Do a little spin on the cat walk. Write more about fish, and comment less. Your breath stinks.
on For the Lonely by snowing
12 Aug 2002, 7:13 PM
Shut up! Bullshit! I don't believe you or it. Never. Wah! Wah! (Little do you know your setting yourself up for the bleeding heart kill) Duck! 4}10