32 Truths and 1 Lie

I believe that the world is flat. The end of the road is the beginning of a grassy field. The strap of your favorite dress is broken and hanging. I used to love you. The choice is mine and mine alone. Places I have never been are of no concern to me. The trolley station at 3rd and Union is a lonely place. Death is what I fear most in life. On August 16, 2003, I gave in. You were the best thing that ever happened to me. The homeless man downtown always talks about the weather. Love is all you need. The Beatles were overrated. Right now, the telephone is the heaviest object on Earth. Dirt turns to mud when you get it wet. You saved my life. The war in Iraq was a bad idea. Dancing is good for the soul. The meaning of life is asleep in the other room. Talking to strangers is the best way to meet new people. Morgan’s favorite doll is named Sadie. Blame is placed on the one at fault. I am the one to blame. The expressway is jammed in the afternoon. Stolen food tastes better. Poetry is a crock of shit. Laugher s not always the best medicine. Standards are for conformists. Blue is my favorite color. Crack kills. Pictures are the best way to preserve a memory. Religion is harmful to society. I miss you.